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Ilmu pohon pisang sayangku. Ndue jantung ning ra ndue utek. Uwiuwiuwiuwiuwiu~


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Mungkin beda kultur, tapi menurut sy laki-laki bawa bekal ke tempat kerja/sekolah/kampus itu bisa mengindikasikan bahwa dia dtg dari keluarga yang dikelola dgn baik, keluarga yg mendukung dan menyayanginya. Salah satu puncak kejantanan adl menjadi family man.

Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.



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“I need a gym membership to get in shape” BS. You just need 30 minutes and a kettlebell. Here’s a simple AT-HOME routine to build muscle, burn fat, and prevent injuries (bookmark this for later):

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They actually love it.

temen2 gue kemarin pada masakin pacar masing2 trus responnya pada excited semua, trus gue iseng nawarin gebetan gue buat dimasakin trus dia keliatannya excited juga, ini semua cowo emg suka kalo dimasakin sm pacarnya atau trynna look excited buat menghargai aja?? lucu soalnya 😭



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Your brain has been fooling you your entire life. This Nobel Prize winner spent 40 years proving it. Here are the 10 mental traps controlling every decision you make: 🧵

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In 1972, Steve Jobs walked in on his girlfriend sleeping with a guy. Steve became friends with him. He taught him a philosophy that allowed him to convince anybody of anything. It's why they both became billionaires. Here’s the philosophy: 🧵

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Gw punya Senior, PNS, Pranata Komputer yg beneran Expert. Di kantor, gak bisa naik ke PraKom Madya karena gak ada formasi. & entah kenapa PraKom yg pembinanya @bps_statistics itu, grade nya 1 tingkat lebih rendah dari Jabatan Fungsional lain. Demotivasi 😬

Tiap menggunakan website pamrenta (atau certain biyuemen) rasanya ingin berkata kasar tapi kemudian ingat mereka tidak paid enough anyway dan sangat mungkin palugada



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Orang tua TIDAK BISA urus 5 anak, I'm telling you all. Ibu cuma brojolin, bapak sibuk cari duit seadanya. Anak 3 4 5 diasuh anak 1 2. Gedean dikit, anak 1 2 bayar sekolah anak 3 4 5. APANYA YG URUS??? Kalo mo beranak pinak, minimal duitnya kek Harry Tanoe

kalo ada orang tua yang marah2 dan bilang, "orang tua urus 5 anak bisa, 5 anak urus orang tua 1 aja gabisa." kata gue anjiiiiiinc. beda woi. anak aakit, digendong masuk mobil, mau nangis2 tetep dapet pengobatan. ortu sakit, gamau dibawa. ya beneran gamau. udah dibujuk malah—



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Wajah keibuan, Hati perpajakan.

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Just watched my 5-year-old son chat with ChatGPT advanced voice mode for over 45 minutes. It started with a question about how cars were made. It explained it in a way that he could understand. He started peppering it with questions. Then he told it about his teacher, and…


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Jensen Huang ngemper di Blok M is never happen in my 2024 bingo

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Masalah besar pinjol dan judol di Brazil. Dana bansos dipake judi.

Incredible read about how mobile gambling apps are ravaging Brazil. 20% of a recent social assistance program have been spent on gambling, with some bettors taking out credit at rates exceeding 400% bloomberg.com/news/features/…

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GPT-4o is a genius stock trader But 96% of traders don't know this. Here's how to use AI for trading:

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Steve Jobs on the most important job of a CEO “The greatest people are self-managing. They don’t need to be managed. Once they know what to do, they’ll go figure out how to do it… What they need is a common vision, and that’s what leadership is. Leadership is having a vision,…


I'll be forever thankful to Bret.

Reminder that Google Maps only exists because of one 100-1000x engineer who rewrote all the code in one weekend

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Minta refund di perusahaan besar, kenapa harus 14 hari kerja? Perusahaan gue, kalo ada yang minta duitnya kembali, ga nyampe 5 menit udah ditransfer balik. We are better than big companies. 👀 Perusahaan aja gede, SOP lemot.


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Menteri Perumahan Rakyat.

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oh i know SPECIFICALLY which comment got him teared up

Kaesang nangis ketika baca komentar netizen soal anaknya.. Lah mas baca komentar netizen tapi kok malah nantangin netizen sih?? Harusnya yang ditegur istrinya, punya empati lah di saat banyak yang kesusahan tapi malah pamer 🤦‍♀️



Aku tau nih

Ternyata buat jd menteri cukup jd pengusaha tajir cantik sosialitas pilates mom dgn tas Alaia



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