Daniel FitzHenry
@theoriginalfitzDevon based stand up comedian, compére, proud father, host of @comusicianpod & founder of @fitzofgiggles. I once swam the Channel & I am a huge @ManUtd fan.
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🚨 BREAKING: Erik ten Hag stays as Manchester United manager, decision has been made. Ten Hag has been informed after final decision by INEOS. Contract talks will also follow, as @David_Ornstein has reported. Ten Hag will be Man United manager for next season.
First Day Working at Karen’s Diner and Your Parents Have Booked a Table
A fella was hammered drunk wandering through Dungarvan over Christmas. Somebody decided to put music and special effects to it🥴😂
Pretty tough time to be a United fan at the minute (I know - boohoo), but that was a harsh red in my opinion - Rashford had eyes on the ball the whole time and that incident totally changed the game. Tough for Ten Hag who’s had to deal with a lot but we are a shambles. #mufc
A lovely thing by a lovely man for a lovely man - if you have a few quid spare please do consider donating x
One of my favourites too - and just had a shout out from @scott_mills on @BBCRadio2 of all places! Have a cracking month mate, I have a feeling you will ❤️👊🏼👏🏼
I only have one recommendation for The Edinburgh Fringe. Go see @mattbraggcomedy He just tells jokes and funny stories. Even his haircut is amusing. It wont change your world view, he wont cry about his childhood, and you wont feel sad. You'll laugh and feel good 👍
Well this is something.
🚨 On this day, 20 years ago, Ronaldinho, the man who made a whole generation of football fans fall in love with the beautiful game, signed for Barcelona. ❤️ To celebrate, we created a thread of his best moments for the club. Sit back and enjoy. This one was fun. 🙌🍿🧵
Don't forget to sign up everyone for your work mini league!
This guy is unreal. Fair play lad!
#ProjectAfrica Day 69: 59km Another day carving size 9 holes in Angolan tarmac. My body is in a constant state of pain but once I’ve been running for a while sometimes it starts going numb which is handy. Shoutout to whatever part of my physiology that’s making that happen…
10:00 Megastore opens. 10:01 Megastore shut! 👊🏻 DON’T FEED GLAZER GREED! 🇾🇪 #GlazersFullSaleOnly
Had no idea this account existed, I am so glad I am now in the know 😂
Since 2016, the Twitter account @Crap90sFootball has been showcasing the worst of football from the 90s. It’s been truly beautiful. But what are the best clips?? Here is their most liked tweets ever… THREAD 🧶👇
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do (via a notification telling me all about it!) #MyTwitterAnniversary
A superb resource - well done to the legend that is @itsdanijohns for putting this together 👏🏼
UPDATE: The list now has almost 400 female comedians, working on the UK pro circuit. I've turned it into a Google Doc, so it's more accessible and shareable. If I've missed or misspelt someone, let me know via DM (I find it easier to keep track of). docs.google.com/document/d/1zC…
I love Brothers already, but please - make my life!!!
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Beyond devastated that we were able to get through to the @glastonbury booking page multiple times, only to be kicked out by @seetickets 😭 my partner has never been and we were so excited to take our two young girls 😭 is there any hope out there @VodafoneUK? #praytoglastogods
Really hoped Jude would come to United, but Real Madrid will have the best midfield in the world for the next 10 years. At least he isn’t going to Liverpool 🤞🏼
🚨⚪️ Real Madrid are close to complete deal to sign Jude Bellingham, confirmed. Negotiations are progressing to the final stages. Personal terms are almost agreed — Juni Calafat, crucial again. New meeting has been scheduled to complete the agremeent with Borussia Dortmund.
Massive misjudgement from admin here - how can not one player even say hello to the poor girl?!
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