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Excited to finally share a project I’ve been working on for quite some time. I’ve always thought about creating my own math tutorials… and now they’re here. Please consider spreading the word! Any support is greatly appreciated!
Struggling with Calculus? We’ve got you covered! In Lesson 1 we introduce the concept of limits and how to find them graphically. #calculus #limits #jkmath Link: youtu.be/Zo1cgi19VoU
So let me get this straight… Mayo + KetCHUP = Mayochup Ketchup + RANCH= Kranch Mayo + BarbeCUE = Mayocue BUT Mayo + MusTARD = MAYOMUST?! They ruined the pattern but I guess MayoTARD sounds more like a career ending insult rather than something you would put on your hot dog…
Great start to a Saturday morning - dorm fire alarm goes off while I’m doing #2, we get outside and someone’s therapy cat gets loose, climbs the closest tree and immediately starts crying.
Roses are red Lunch is at noon
Some girl just...aggressively meowed at me in the staircase of my dorm building after I accidentally cut her off. In fear, I think I may have set a new world record for fastest descent of 3 flights of stairs...So how’s your Sunday going?
You know you’re experiencing indecisive Pennsylvania weather when you use your air conditioning, heater, umbrella, and snow boots all in the same week.
Pretty sure there are people in nursing homes that walk faster than some of the people on campus. Also, today concludes my daily February tweeting. That was fun.
It’s officially that time of year where people start losing their minds because it’s “Spring” and open their windows at night then wake up cold and sick the next morning.
The Spanish exam today had pictures of Toy Story characters for you to make sentences about and I totally blanked on half of their names... so I wrote things like “that girl” and “Brad” instead of Barbie and Ken. Not one of my proudest moments.
People in college have no sense of an eating schedule. It could be 3 in the morning and someone would be thinking “hey I want some pizza rolls,” and next thing you know you’re outside waiting for the fire alarm to shut off.
*1878* What should we name this port that we plug headphones into? Zack: Headphone Zack Jack: I have a better idea
Pretty sure everybody talks to themselves, it’s completely normal. If you claim you don’t, you’re either lying or in denial.
So yesterday the college tried to pass their leftover strawberry ice cream as a “smoothie” by labeling it as so and putting it in nice little plastic cups. I took one taste expecting smoothie, but instead felt immediately betrayed.
“It’s 70 degrees in February, you should be both excited and most definitely terrified.” - Professor Sheaffer
Whenever I feel stupid I just remember that in 1970 somebody thought it was a good idea to blow up a whale carcass with dynamite.
Watched a guy at dinner get in the salad bar line, make a salad, go back in the line and start eating his salad, finish the salad while in line, and then get another salad on the same plate. Why
Pro Winter Tip 2: when shoveling snow, it’s scientifically proven that making the sound of a snow blower with your mouth makes shoveling easier and less strenuous on your body.
I’m convinced there’s no feeling more unpleasant than the feeling of sitting on a warm toilet seat.
There’s definitely something not right about the squirrels on campus. I almost stepped on one today, and it didn’t even run away, it just casually walked away.
Recently people have been bringing nasty brown bananas to class for a snack... If they make poor choices like that on the next exam, I’m honestly worried for their grade.
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