Jack 🦃
@swag_monkey23- Lebron James & Paul McCartney fan - Robsonist pseudo intellectual - Vegans&Pagans DNI - Becoming a sensitive young man - Rip Earl - He/Him - @swole_monkey23 -
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Out of all of your many oomfs… I just hope that when you see a monkey you think of me first 🫶. I hope this isn’t too much to ask
All in on Bernie Sanders being the GOP 2028 nominee
Elon: I’m gonna open this kitchen drawer Me with a gun hiding in the pantry:
Do they even make cartoons for kids anymore or is it all just for mid 20s stunted growth adults.
GUYS THE WRITERS ARE BRINGING CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS INTO THEIR SHOWS AGAIN!!
Ngl if you want your team to be elite just make all the players in romantic love with each other seems to have worked well for us
Jarrett Allen on Evan Mobley’s Absence: “I miss my other big. I miss Evan. Every single night I wish he was out here playing with me.”
The best thing about Elon’s “tech bro” hoard joining the right is that they’re no longer funnier than us. Who can’t meme NOW chud
There’s nothing more worthless than spending your whole life being mean. People who build their whole personality around it are so boring. Grow up you’re not a high school kid you’re like 30
21st century monkeys can operate twitter accounts
You hear stories about monkeys/apes in the early 20th century that are like "He could operate a railroad switch, was paid in nuts, would know if you were ripping him off. He wore clothes and drank cognac. Someone swore they heard him talking" and then nothing for a hundred years
Bigotry of low expectations. Monkeys are perfectly capable of being productive members of society and in fact should be put to work
Rest up and get me some fantasy points goat
Bring back mass executions pleaseeee
Best thing about being me is that I’m straight up “jacking it” at all times. Worst thing about me is that I have no choice but to be “jacking it”… it’s dialectical.
I love the maps of Spain’s GDP per capita and everyone asking why it’s so low. It’s because the Spaniard is a lazy race, as is the Italian.
I’d move to italy or spain and get one of those 1 dollar houses to fix up. I’d have the added benefit of being the hardest working person in the country too
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Aura test never fails bro you can’t look that good and be bad
My phone is so fucked up nothing loads all of my notifications duplicate like 4+ times, I can’t send iMessages anymore. It sucks
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