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i need people to stop following this account this is where i tweet song lyrics and be annoying


hhyou uh remind me of my. mom


she's not even that fly.


this happened 2 years ago today i just got a snapchat memory of it

couple years ago i did trad goth makeup on my ex and he posted a picture of it but then he got embarrassed and deleted it and that gave me the ick so bad that i broke up with him like a week later



baking soda amd vinegar 😁

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i was steaming broccoli and i forgot about it for so long that the water completely evaporated and now the bottom of the pot is severely burnt and the broccoli is brown and disintegrates at the gentlest touch



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backshots so we can both tweet


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I wouldn’t just pray for you I would pray to you


in my city these bitches backwards


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fuck an argument let’s dry hump about it


fuck your badge cause anyone can get it


taking birth control to have raw sex ❌ taking birth control to choose when you get your period and planning it so that you always menstruate during the full moon ✅


i'm in a funny tweet drought i've started using my drafts to make note of important stuff i want to remember

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happy femboy friday everyone

happy femboy friday everyone💞💖



STUPID STUPID STUPID


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It’s the “beaver moon” tonight, so uh, you know what that means, ladies


i was steaming broccoli and i forgot about it for so long that the water completely evaporated and now the bottom of the pot is severely burnt and the broccoli is brown and disintegrates at the gentlest touch


one time i was walking home after dark on my street and i was like 50 feet away from my house when this visibly intoxicated man was walking behind me loudly talking to himself and he started running at me at full speed shouting something unintelligible


is this rizz

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sending him this saying "us" without elaborating


i do this shit on purpose i don't have to


she said my dick is big and better than the last dude i told her suck me up like a vacuum


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