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Juror #2, otherwise something of a throwback in many ways, feels strikingly timely in its suggestion that the moral permission structure created by The Family can generate remarkable evil
I wanted to go see Heretic tonight and 90% of the Regal’s screens are being taken up by this garbage so there wasn’t a convenient time
‘RED ONE’ underperforms and earns only $3.7M from Thursday previews at the domestic box office. The film is now tracking to open with less than $30M on a +$250M budget. Read our review: bit.ly/RedTHH
I feel like in Christmas With the Kranks they tried to make Jamie Lee Curtis look as much like Tim Allen’s wife in Home Improvement as possible
UX design never got better than this. We could all have this all the time, if corporations cared about us.
every single time they have a person in one of these ai videos the eyes look dead like i'm watching Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Coca Cola’s annual Christmas commercial has been created with AI this time.
/PINK FLAMINGOS/ (1972, Waters, ****) “Well, you should have read up on what you were getting into,” a guy behind us says to his distraught girlfriend when it’s over. “You told me not to!” she cries. Guys, I don’t think this relationship is gonna last.
(me whispering in your ear while i'm jerking you off) i would trade your life in a second to have brittany murphy back
Sony dedicated to tricking me into thinking Kraven is Morbius 2
commercials will use the "Pure Imagination" song from Willy Wonka and it's just people shopping at Target
Going to assume I single-handedly got Conan the Oscar hosting job and I expect a handwritten thank you note tomorrow
One of my favorite TBS era Conan bits was him driving Tom Cruise around England and not offering him anything else to do or allowing him to tell any stories.
I know you said the book is about the last 24 years of your life, but is it about ALL the last 24 years of your life?
I’m fairly certain this was a set up. Either way, it’s been an honor to write CITIZEN and more importantly to live it. I hope you’ll check it out! billclintonlive.com/my-new-book
unfortunately fire is real and zombies are not
Firefighters training on Cybertruck's windows. Took 3 swings for the first crack to form, and 12+ to actually break through. Perfect car for the apocalypse, no Zombie is breaking in 🧟♂️
That Rolling Stone list of the 100 Greatest Television Shows of all time was trash because not only did they not give the top spot to Pawn Stars, they didn't even include it on the list.
Roger Ebert's review of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Movie is really funny
Something funny about pre-widespread internet use is out of the loop film critics having to go see anime films. They had Roger Ebert going to see Pokémon: The First Movie
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Something funny about pre-widespread internet use is out of the loop film critics having to go see anime films. They had Roger Ebert going to see Pokémon: The First Movie
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