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Shey Andrews

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The human equivalent of a typo | Hudson’s Dad | TSU 22’ Nursing 👨🏼‍⚕️| Convinced the local ER to hire me | I’m not sorry for my tweets

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Please stay hydrated!

I'm soooooooooo drunk @JSTOR Jstorrrrrrrr



The gift I didn’t ask for but really wanted!!!

Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita are now married.

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My family comes to me to decipher what their doctor told them but then they start off with things like ‘My EKG showed pneumonia’ & I have to be like okay lets run this back


Im a first gen student who is breaking several generational trends so this has never been discussed openly to me. During which part of the hiring process do you negotiate salary? Is it during the interview? After they agree to hire you? Does it depend on the company??


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Y'all will never guess what her husband bought her. I'm hollering!!


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Back in Uni, a girl mocked my presentation one time so I searched for her group and asked the topic they were presenting on. I spent 4 days researching on it and asked her so many questions like it was common knowledge that she cried. Stay blessed precious one.


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when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

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FAFSA needs to take notes from the federal student loan application! No need for the drama when it only took me 3 seconds to fill out.


You can screen share on FaceTime now so I can force my friends to watch the TikTok’s I send them and see their reaction!! 🥰


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I've dug up plenty of bizarre hotline commercials in my collection of tapes from the '80s and '90s, but nothing tops this.


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and I wonder why I can't sleep at night 🙃

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Patient: “I think it’s just reflux” Narrator: It was not just reflux

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Is there a scientific explanation as to why my brain spells words like foreign European countries. I always have to go back and retype color, behavior, etc. Even in nursing school I would put leukaemeia instead of leukemia. Anyone else have this issue?


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Black people paid taxes for pools schools & libraries they couldn’t use during Jim Crow (1865-1965)—$0 reparations Native people had 270M acres of their land stolen via Homestead Act (1862-1987)—$0 reparations Spare me MAGA outrage on $10K loan forgiveness for low income people


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me: *gets my paycheck* my car:

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MAGA: Why is our Govt sending billions overseas and not investing those billions in the American people? Biden: Here’s $300B invested in the American people. MAGA: Socialism!!!


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The White House Twitter account pulling a "this you?" 😲


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