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Shand Thomas

@shandthomas

a hacked up everyday wannabe

Joined June 2010

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Shand Thomas

4 Oct 2022

Buying a cemetery plot at the mall wyd

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26 Sep 2022

3-5 more TV channels in Don’t Worry Darling land and I’d never suspect a thing

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10 Jun 2022

At the baby playground and why does this dog have a hog

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21 May 2022

Phantom of the Altima

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6 May 2022

Pro-life dude tried to goad me on FB but jokes on him I FORGOT MY PASSWORD

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6 May 2022

I think the real problem is no one gets slizard any more

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19 Mar 2022

Look! Check (it) Out! a library improv show with Florence Friebe, Fu Goto @shandthomas & opener Morgan 🎟 7pm: eventbrite.com/e/check-out-ti…

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15 Mar 2022

Can’t stop listening to Never Really Over by Katy Perry!! I WANT MY LIFE BACK !!!!!!

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9 Jan 2022

Very stressed about my library books this Saturday Night

Shand Thomas

28 Dec 2021

Watching cable and ET is just YouTube clips now

Shand Thomas

27 Dec 2021

In hindsight, going from quarantine to the airport is a tad jarring

Shand Thomas

9 Dec 2021

Found a list of ADD tips from when I was first diagnosed! Hope someone finds this helpful!!!!!

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29 Nov 2021

Showing your friend around your hometown

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17 Nov 2021

I wish I had a kid to prank

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Las Meninos

30 Oct 2021

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19 Sep 2021

America, the butthole

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15 Sep 2021

Make an Amy Adams miniseries w/ an acoustic, slowed down version of Redneck Woman ITS NOT THAT HARD

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1 Sep 2021

islam isn’t even anti abortion you all sound so dumb trying to say what’s happening is ‘like sharia’ own what’s yours

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Charlotte Shane

1 Sep 2021

Laws against abortion make life worse for every pregnant person. They render every pregnancy more dangerous (and pregnancy is already life-threatening, esp, in the U.S.) They criminalize miscarriage and invite greater surveillance of pregnant people. They are indefensibly evil.

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