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Welcome to my world. If you can't take a fucking joke, get the fuck out.
Maybe its depression or maybe its a deep soul crushing sadness that's taken up residence in your heart for far too long and those empty feelings of hopelessness and despair have now been woven so tightly around it that you're lost and struggling to find the person you once were.
There are two types of people in this world. Those who believe in and would never break a pinky promise and those who can fuck right off.
Led Zeppelin: I wanna be your backdoor man Twitter: *Goes wild*
On Canada Day we showed you our beaver. Only fair that we see your bald eagle on ‘merica day
This 4th of July I’m going to bbq and have myself a few drinks. ...so it’ll be the same as this past Tuesday.
Fourth of July reminds you of what it is to be American; blowing up shit and getting fatter.
Me: What even goes on inside a dominatrix club? Bruno Mars: Girls hit ya hallelujah, WOO
First time I've ever seen the four presidents on Mt. Rushmore roll their eyes.
Today’s the day for men to show off their meat on Instagram
Just once I would like to be faced with a situation where I could justifiably be a Fire filled bitch, but I decline to be one. But just once.
Remember, my American friends, to stay safe this 4th of July. Wear a mask and keep all fireworks use indoors.
Remember life makes no promises... It’s how you choose to live it.
Legally you’re not allowed to listen to Journey if your Camaro doesn’t have T-tops
I'm muting applesauce ya fuckers
I just want to know what hair product Rapunzel used to get her hair that strong
Maybe they're overly familiar with you because there's a strong connection. Or maybe they're psycho, either one.
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