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Deutsche: oh nein, nicht noch ein Amerikaner Ich: ich bin nicht wie andere Amerikaner, ich bin ein
My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”
Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory
if i text you "🧙♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP
Them: "10 km in 70% humidity? There’s no way you can win that" Our athletes:
Happy International Women’s Day to every woman in my life who has given me thoughtful, smart & empowering advice and then watched me do the dumb thing anyway
No one: Americans after living in Germany:
*me, whenever I visit the US from Germany
i just want to say i’m disappointed in modern architecture and it’s distinct lack of gargoyles
“are you afab or amab” i’m ahab. where be that damned whale.
Thinking about a recent @TheShitShow____ Episode, and #BoredApeYachtClub is truly serving us Neopets for grown men
I didn’t know I kneaded this, but I absolutely loaf it 👏🏻❤️🥨
We would like to offer this duck a contract of 1 (one) breads
We have not only a #Munich Quidditch team but also a ✨National✨ German #quidditch team ⚡️⚡️⚡️ #wiefabelhaft #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZM8JfFxN9/
When you speak two languages and start losing vocabulary in both of them = byelingual
Not to brag, but I did in fact achieve the American dream by moving to Germany
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