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Sami Stacks

@sami_stacks

I brought Eminem's Mom's spaghetti to the knife fight and everyone just projectile vomited until they died.

Joined April 2009
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I've literally never told someone you said hi


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There were 6th graders screaming “certified pedophile” at school dances lol i don’t think Spotify had anything to do with that

Drake accuses Universal Music, Spotify of ‘artificially inflating’ Kendrick Lamar’s diss track streams trib.al/y1u4ZLu

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Good kid mAAd city hasn’t left the charts since the day it was released lol

I’m sorry, but apart from Not Like Us, ain’t nobody remembering Kendrick in 100 years time. That man does not make timeless music 😭



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not liking your girlfriend’s instagram post is like shooting her point blank in the face with a rifle


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Kendrick rapping about going to therapy last album and coming back a more hateful person is so funny


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Bartenders the second their hands touch a TV remote

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tried to explain this video on a work call this morning and sounded clinically insane

From masha

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Ellen DeGeneres absorbing the fame from the slightly viral person of the week

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It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance



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does anyone know if this is still happening

Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo will portray Glinda and Elphaba, respectively, in Universal’s big-screen adaptation of 'WICKED'. (Source: @Variety)

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It’s almost that time of year when my wife sits next to me on the sofa and glances at me like I’m a piece of shit. Because of what Alan Rickman did to Emma Thompson in a fictional film, released over 20 years ago.

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where’s Lee Harvey Oswald when you need him

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gotta hand it to them, this is interesting as fuck

Ultrasonic waves produced by bats might occasionally disrupt the autofocus of cameras, resulting in this effect



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The diddy bowl

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When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica


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I understand why ppl go legit insane like I get it


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Me if I was runnin shit fr

Kim Jong Un banned leather coats to stop citizens from copying his look - Daily Mail

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I’m not one to exaggerate, but having to type stuff out using your TV remote makes me want to shoot myself in the face.


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Me after TurboTax asks me to confirm I’ve reviewed all of the documents (I don’t understand anything)

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