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carter ☀️

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bird watcher, wine drinker, public defender, guy who loves his girlfriend

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Tonight, I accomplished a personal goal of mine to make a timpano for my friends. After two days of work, I accomplished my dream.


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The finals we actually want

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The finals we actually want

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Drinking a hop water at work…not illegal….but does feel illegal….


I love when a case presents a legitimate avenue to help someone…rarer than one might think


Could not imagine using the word “underprosecute” and thinking of myself as a serious person


Anora was a film about giving bald guys a chance


My time to shine

i'm so lost, i just wish there was some sort of bald guy telling us what is to be done



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we're trying

We need to invent liberal Andrew Tate ASAP.



I genuinely think the men decided they couldn’t vote for a woman

Does anyone have the answer to how Democrats won the AZ Senate race but lost the presidential election



Every so often I pop into my paralegals office and just go “keep up the great work 👍” then dip off


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Full acquittal for my 22 year old client I’ve had for 2 years now. Going home a free man today. 🙏


I am grateful to have a job where my objections to the states brutality and cruelty are noted for the public record


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America has too much power. People in other countries shouldn’t know what the fuck Maricopa County is.


I love maps, tonight is huge for me


Nothing better

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It’s crazy every time I’ve heard this guy talk about his kids he’s talking about how annoying they are lmao

🚨VANCE: "I have a four year old and a two year old. Every day my kids will come to me and say something that is batshit insane. My four year old will say 'Daddy, I'm a dinosaur.' Am I going to take him to the dinosaur transition clinic and put scales on him? No this is crazy."



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First day in trial

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