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Silly Goose, Esq.

@alliejaykay

(proud public defender) (magneto was right) (she/her)

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Silly Goose, Esq.

@alliejaykay

14 Oct 2022

Bf: I should get Jaeger registered as an emotional support animal Me: Why? You don’t need it for any reason Bf: I just think it would make him feel good

Silly Goose, Esq.

@alliejaykay

6 h

Wait... knock outs mean like... unconscious?? Mean sport :(

Silly Goose, Esq.

@alliejaykay

9 h

Mike Tyson has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing tonight

Is there a pact between prosecutors to play dumb about the documented fact that many people who sell drugs are doing so to fund their own drug addiction? They’re obsessed with the dichotomy. (They still hate both populations though don’t get me wrong)

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@alliejaykay

13 Nov

can't say im a bit fan of the increasing pathologization of totally standard behaviours where medical terms are wrenched out of context to now all refer to You, God's Most Precious Angel And Incredibly Smart Gifted Child Who Is SO Brave

Stacked Librarian

@StckedLibrarian

12 Nov

If you were a big reader as a kid, you were disassociating.

Silly Goose, Esq.

@alliejaykay

10 Nov

Ever since I learned “balls to the wall” is not inappropriate I’ve wanted to say it in court but I’m too scared

Silly Goose, Esq.

@alliejaykay

7 Nov

Encouraging PDs to try to capitalize on your most lib prosecutor’s grief this week!!

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@alliejaykay

6 Nov

this is from a poll about a month ago but it really tells the story here i think

Will Stancil

@whstancil

6 Nov

This is 100% it, and it leads to the followup question “Why was Biden so unpopular when a lot of fundamentals were quite strong?” And the answer is INFORMATION ENVIRONMENT

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@alliejaykay

6 Nov

One thing I realized from listening to a bunch of interviews with the undecided voters is they really have no idea what is going on. They don't know about DEI or facism. They don't know what any of the policies are. They didn't like that groceries were expensive. That was it.

Silly Goose, Esq.

@alliejaykay

6 Nov

The good news is that while I’ve been complaining that my vote doesn’t matter in a non-swing state, it turns out NJ could be a swing state in the not so distant future!!

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@alliejaykay

6 Nov

at least after all that, I get to put on my stupid little clown suit this morning and go help the state put addicts in prison 😐

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@alliejaykay

6 Nov

Feeling sad, discouraged or worse? Talk with a public defender. We’re REALLY good at rationalizing defeat.

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@alliejaykay

6 Nov

if you genuinely believe the American people voted for Trump because they think Kamala Harris is too right wing on foreign policy you have lost your goddam mind

Jeremy Kaplowitz

@jeremysmiles

6 Nov

once again, leftists like Liz and Dick Cheney have selfishly lost the election for the Democrats

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@alliejaykay

6 Nov

I don’t like that they start with that states that don’t agree with me

Silly Goose, Esq.

@alliejaykay

3 Nov

I finally beat the dog at chess with Agatha thank god

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@alliejaykay

2 Nov

Let’s bring back telling white lies to our friends when it doesn’t hurt anyone.

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@suebellaC

1 Nov

There's a tik tok video about knowing when to time your criticism. He spoke about going to a friend's play and he thought it was so terrible. However at the end of the show he held his comment and just said something like thanks for inviting me because she was so happy

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@alliejaykay

31 Oct

Nobody offered straight probation needed to be detained before trial.

Silly Goose, Esq.

@alliejaykay

31 Oct

A prosecutor I know once wore a pumpkin-printed suit to court for sentencings.

Kathleen Hughes

@DrKathMD

31 Oct

Bit late but yearly reminder that if at work you ever have to break bad news, participate in codes, or support people on their worst day, you should not be dressing up for Halloween.