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James Mwaura

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When you thought you went -mute-fart-unmute- but you were already muted so you went -unmute-fart-mute- and all they heard on the call was silence, a fart, and then silence again.


Chase Center crowd is 🗑️🗑️🗑️


The Mavericks missing the playoffs would be a huge win for the Jews


Defund the armed Target and CVS security guards


Aya-toldya that USA was gonna beat Iran


I want a white noise machine but instead of white noise it’s an Uber driver whispering Arabic thru his Bluetooth to family back home


People should be allowed to chant “Defense” in court just like at basketball games


Friends with benefits should be called Platonic+


Joe Biden speaks in this font

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A white girl wanted me to call her daddy… I was like aight I guess you were adopted


I got so high I turned the captions on and accidentally picked Chinese, and for 5 minutes I was like ‘damn I guess they’re speaking Chinese’ even though they were speaking English


If you tickle a white man in just the right way he involuntarily yells USA


Thanks for the shout out!!

Kenyan comics killing it abroad you should check out @EvansMusoka in Japan @realjamesmwaura in the US @NjambiMcgrath in the UK



Liberals hate fat shaming until they want to fat shame someone


What if they economy is down 10% because all of the tech workers that are now fully remote are doing 10% less work than they used to


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That cop in Uvalde having his lock screen be the punisher logo and him being scared to take on an active shooter is truly the perfect encapsulation of how cops see themselves vs who they really are.


Hunter Biden used his generational wealth to do drugs and fuck. Donald Trump used his to disparage minorities and attempt a violent overthrow of the United States. I’m rockin with Hunter all day


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Wealth of Elon Musk 2012: $2,000,000,000 2022: $231,300,000,000 Wealth of Jeff Bezos 2012: $18,400,000,000 2022: $140,900,000,000 Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg 2012: $17,500,000,000 2022: $61,300,000,000 U.S. Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2022: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.


This is an interesting point cuz IMO there’s kinda too many people on earth?

Just so it's extra clear, the "underpopulation crisis" that Elon Musk is talking about doesn't exist, except for in the minds of white supremacists who promote great replacement theory. The conclusion to draw from this is straightforward.



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