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Jared Gilman

@realJaredGilman

Actor, SAG-AFTRA. maybe u saw me in moonrise kingdom, paterson, it takes three, susie searches, and others. Cameo: https://t.co/b0ZJz3Mso0

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Ok twitter, here’s a completely hypothetical scenario: let’s say I wanted to take some edibles and watch a perfect film that I’ve never seen before tonight. What do I watch? (Btw if I like ur reply, it means I’ve already seen the film that you’re recommending)


i can’t believe I’m saying this but they kinda went off with this pick

Conan O’Brien is officially your 97th Oscars host! Tune into the biggest night in Hollywood on Sunday, March 2nd at 7e/4p, LIVE on @ABCNetwork! #Oscars @TeamCoco @ConanOBrien



surprised nobody mentioned this one yet

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name a movie where a woman does absolutely nothing wrong. i'll start:

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their inevitable falling out is gonna be really funny, I’ll give them that much

President-elect Trump on Elon Musk: "He likes this place. I can’t get him out of here!...I'm asking him 'what do you do best?' and we were not able to figure it out."



really the only response she could’ve given here

Man tells Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) to “go to Gaza, sweetheart.” She responds with a blunt “F-- you.”



still gonna post on here, idk if/when I’ll be posting on bluesky but in case this place goes down for good, here ya go: bsky.app/profile/realja…

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this is objectively wrong the winner is my. boyfreind !!!!every year !!!!!!!!!!!! 🌸♥️💝💖🍒🌸💝♥️❤️🩷❤️🍒🌸💝♥️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People has named John Krasinski the Sexiest Man Alive of 2024.

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Trump and Biden meeting at the Oval Office in new video.



always nice to feel included

We’ve got pink and green on the brain.

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I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

throwback to when i watched a camrip of ‘i saw the tv glow’ and 10 minutes in I WALK INTO FRAME (my friends and i were late) it was an out of body experience and it’s insane because out of all movies…

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ok but you actually wouldn’t believe the boner he’s got tho

jon voight megalopolis saying what do you think of this boner i got 1080p



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thought of this today and it was slow at work

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goddamn, i know this isn’t out for another half a year but im already seated in the theater, they can’t move me

Our lives are the sum of our choices. #MissionImpossible – The Final Reckoning. See you at the movies May 23, 2025.



ngl there’s a nonzero chance that this one is about me

yes he is a man but have you considered the possibility that he is also a little critter???? a creatcher ????? a small thing that you can hold in the palm ofyour hand ???? ,?



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yes he is a man but have you considered the possibility that he is also a little critter???? a creatcher ????? a small thing that you can hold in the palm ofyour hand ???? ,?


we need a left wing tim heidecker and gregg turkington


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So I tried to do a Nardwuar interview with Nardwuar. You know -- do a bunch of research, ask him some un-Googleable questions about himself, the whole deal. He turned the tables on me in ways I never thought possible. The man is the undisputed GOAT.

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One final thing about the youth vote…I bet a lot more college kids would’ve turned out to vote if a bunch of them weren’t thrown in jail just for protesting. Can’t really discount that


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saying this 20 minutes into a first date and immediately leaving

Overheard a guy ending a conversation: “well, those are all my funny things I had to say.”



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