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@phaters

I'm Austin. CMU Alum. WATTBA. Working in advertising and comedy. Say hi.

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Just a friendly reminder to register to vote.


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Tonight, the @USLChampionship Playoffs come to Keyworth Stadium for the first time ever. 🎟️: seatgeek.com/detroit-city-f…


I wish both teams could have lost.


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Passengers deserve to get their money back when an airline owes them—without headaches or haggling. Today, our automatic refund rule goes into full effect. Airlines are required to provide prompt cash refunds without passengers having to ask.

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BREAKING: President Joe Biden is expected to formally apologize for the country’s role in the Indian boarding school system, which devastated the lives of generations of Indigenous children and their ancestors. apnews.com/article/indian…


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Children born today in America will not know an America without high-speed passenger rail—thanks to the investments we're making here in the 2020s.


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Donald Trump says he will ban videogames Retweet if you think he just lost the Millennial and Gen Z vote

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Is the average US citizen actually this dumb? God help us


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GIVEAWAY: TO CELEBRATE THE LAUNCH OF #NHL25, I have 25 game codes to giveaway! Both PlayStation and Xbox. RETWEET, REPLY with your console, & FOLLOW (so I can DM you) to enter. GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN. @EASPORTSNHL

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I forgor


I want a fancy hot dog


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NOVEMBER 5TH WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICA!



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BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!??!??!?

What were the Simpsons moments where you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? I have two: Mr. Sparkle and Worker and Parasite - literally dying of laughter



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2024 has been a breakout year for Tarik Skubal. Get your hands on a baseball he used for one of his 180 Ks this year. Repost and comment for a chance to win! No purchase necessary. 18+. Ends 9:00pm ET on 8/20. Restrictions apply; see Official Rules: atmlb.com/3yNzWm3

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Tenders or wings


I'm sick :/


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Michigan surpasses California as the top cannabis market in the U.S. by sales volume freep.com/story/news/mar…



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