Today, Vought can confirm A-Train is being deployed overseas effective immediately. We have to keep all details confidential, both for his safety and the safety of the free world. Let’s wish him good luck and especially, God speed!

Today, Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role, he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super. After his resounding success as head of Crime…

It’s more than a festive tune – it’s a cry of freedom from patriots everywhere! SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING. Performed by puppets, adored by everyone. Sing along, then call the hotline to report those groomers. Remember - T is for TRAITOR!

Growing up, Homelander dreamed of working at his local Vought A Burger. Recently, his wish came true, as Vought shut down a restaurant and staged pre-selected customers, so Homelander could “serve” “people” “food.” Thanks, Homelander, for showing everyone how you’re a true man of…

This weekend, Vought is proud to bring Los Angeles a very real five-star dining experience. Stop by Vought A Burger for a Big Homie Meal and even bigger memories! Nutritional facts available upon request, but not recommended for review. bit.ly/VoughtABurger

At last night’s VNN debate on Superhuman affairs, Deep charmed the world with his dreamy blue eyes, emo eyeliner, searing intellect and thoughtful straight talk that everyone agreed is exactly who he is in real life!

Contrary to recent “reporting” from the lamestream media, Homelander’s recent rallies have been PACKED with patriots. Here’s a photo from one just yesterday, where he presented a concept of a security plan developed by Sister Sage. As you can see, no one here is leaving!

There’s no debate, Patriots – Homelander digital trading cards are THE most American thing you will ever buy. A full collection is now available, along with a chance to purchase a piece of his Supersuit and send a text message he might read! collecthomelandercards.com

This fall, we have the opportunity of a lifetime for God U students. Apply to our internship program to gain valuable experience and offset recent resignations in marketing and operations. Ideal candidates can fly or teleport from campus to Vought Tower on nights and weekends!

Introducing a new, delicious item on your streaming menu - Vought A Burger's "Vought A Bites"! A series of animated shorts on Vought+, perfect for keeping little Supers quiet as they scarf down Homie Jr meals. Get the add-on for a bite-size $39/month extra on your subscription.

Recently, the lamestream media has found new depths to plunge to: creating fake polls with low approval ratings for The Seven. Here’s a look at the actual data, fact-checked by VNN, showing America’s unwavering support for the GREATEST SUPERHERO TEAM EVER!

You might have noticed CEO Ashley Barrett did not join our recent Q3 earnings call, but there is no need for alarm! She is on a long planned vacation, perfecting her paella recipe as she explores Europe. Look at these photos she sent to her good friend, Homelander. ¡Buen viaje!

Vought applauds President Calhoun for giving Supers not just a seat at the table, but placing us at the head! Homelander’s oversight and vision for the next phase is exactly what this country needs. We look forward to creating a Safer and more Super America! Curfew begins at 9pm.

Here at Vought, we’ve always taken responsibility for racism. Our progressive ethos is embodied in the diversity of The Seven: white, Black, and Noir. We pledge to never discriminate on the basis of race, only whether someone is Super or not!

We are aware of the baseless allegations of our heroes selling illegal drugs behind Vought Tower. Rest assured, Vought has always had a strict anti-drug stance, as evidenced by this PSA from Soldier Boy decades ago. The only thing the Deep and Noir are dealing is JUSTICE.

Truth Bomb incoming, patriots! Firecracker will officially be VNN's new primetime anchor after filling in admirably for Cameron Coleman, who tragically passed from the flu vaccine. She'll do anything to keep bringing you the hard-hitting, unbiased journalism you expect from VNN!

Our social media department on Floor 47 has seen lots of conversation about Soldier Boy the past few days. He’s still a traitor, but it’s footage like this that helps us remember his better days as a true hero. Share to tell someone you love GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Sleep soundly, Patriots, Homelander has detained 4 most wanted enemies of the state. Starlight and William Butcher remain at large, but it won't be long before they rot in a Vernon Correctional Services Prison. If you see these traitors, DO NOT ENGAGE and contact your local hero!