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Two headed boy/two headed girl/can I make it any more obvious?
please don't put the word unaliving on my tl. this is TWITTER. it's KILLING YOURSELF
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
smoking weed when you have a cat must be so nice like damn I'm high and oh my god hi baby meow meow
If there's no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one
(Texting my enemy) hey do you mind if I keep you closer than even my friends
every city is a walkable city if you’ve got big strong beefy legs and an indomitable human spirit like me. also broke and car-less
(hearing the washer play a little song for the first time after the cycle is finished) patronising attempt to endear a machine to me. shan't work due to my giant brain (hearing it for the 100th time) that's my special little guy 🙂
how about chinese mike tyson? i think it might go a little something like this--(a sudden wave of melancholy washes over me as i recall avenues in my life that i regret not exploring further) nevermind.
shot for shot remake or silence of the lambs, but this time miggs gets her going both ways in the hall
Shaking my head the entire time this apps open so people don't think I'm right wing
musk, teeth chattering: its like the meme. The internet - do you know? That epic meme. That - yeah. I took an arrow to the knee. That epic meme. Its just like the meme trump, thinking about meeting the hamburglar in march of 1989: yeah it is, sure
Me: do you got a raygun My martian buddy who grew up in Queens: Like I've told you before, man, I'm ethnically Martian but I'm not really connected with the culture like that Me: so is that a no
“The kids are calling it diarrhea. It’s like peepee but it’s poopoo.”
1 monkey recovered safely, 42 others remain on the run from South Carolina lab apnews.com/article/escape…
I’d like to go back to 2006, stop Charlie Brooker mid-angry-rant and tell him he doesn’t realise just how good he has it
Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungover Guy who does: rlly 👀? Over
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