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So embarrassing that my coworkers think I have a cold and a runny nose. It’s like no I’m just crying not contagious omg
i’m taking a mental hell day. it’s like a mental health day but where my mental health is awful
i love being in bed. i don’t understand how people don’t get into bed and immediately feel happier. Sometimes I get into bed and that is my activity, just being in bed, because that’s how happy it makes me. I just lay there and think about how I’m in my bed and I’m happy about it
Me: *Depressed all day* Friend: *Shares juicy gossip* Me: I have been saved
getting ready to scroll past another batch of blue-check parody tweets
“No alcohol tonight”- me before opening 6 bags of candy
has anyone else noticed that today has the most wretched sickening vibes ? it is a truly spiritually vile day
My therapist said she saw me in person when she was biking but was too far away to say say hi. And I’m like I can’t believe you recognized me when I am not crying
I can’t believe J Lo has to look at this when she’s pegging Ben Affleck
The pennsylvania turnpike was constructed so that dads would have something to talk about during long car rides
I could never be a therapist because I can’t hear a single piece of gossip without asking for a picture of the person
Crazy how boomers did everything wrong and were rewarded but now new generations can do everything right and will still trapped in their hellscape
How many mini Kind bars do I have to eat from the Subaru lounge (generous term) to make getting my car serviced worth it
She’s a 7 but uses “u” and “you” in the same text message
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