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@mofongoon

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Just discovered the most gut wrenching song so not call or text I have passed on

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“Hi welcome to Dodger Stadium how can I help yo-“

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I miss Mark Canha on the Mets every day

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Creepy Video Game Easter Eggs Thread ✨🧵 I’ll start: Naked Mario 👀

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23 Nov

Magnetic fields tiny desk save me

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BIGQUINT INDEED!

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23 Nov

Let me stop hyperventilating and dust this camera off.....

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@mofongoon

22 Nov

I’m on the i95 and have to tinkle

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you don't hate cops enough

The Kansas City Defender

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A Missouri Family Called 911 for a Domestic Dispute. Police Arrived and shot a 2-month old baby in the head, then shot and killed her mother. kansascitydefender.com/justice/indepe…

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@mofongoon

22 Nov

To be a Mets fan is to be an enemy to the MLB

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matt

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18 Nov

(Through tears) go on. Get outta here ya stupid president. Can’t you see nobody wants you around here?

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That’s so beautiful, they’re releasing him back into the wild 🥹

Milwaukee manager Pat Murphy was named National League Manager of the Year after leading the Brewers to a first-place NL Central finish in his first year as their manager. Murphy received 27 first-place votes to beat out San Diego’s Mike Shildt and New York’s Carlos Mendoza.

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17 Nov

bagel w cream cheese gotta be like a top 20 human invention

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🍉LoZza🍉

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17 Nov

Grummz

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17 Nov

Get rid of pronouns and you save the world.

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@mofongoon

17 Nov

Driving 2 hours for the microwave show tn very brave

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@mofongoon

16 Nov

Face as the pfp cause I no longer tweet like an insane person (I think)

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Time Capsule Tales

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15 Nov

Hagler vs Hearns, Round 1, 1985. If you’ve seen it before, you’re welcome. If you haven’t, the next 3 minutes may change your life.

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@mofongoon

16 Nov

It’s here 🥹

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Governor Phil Murphy

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To all trans and non-binary New Jerseyans: You matter, you are loved, and you belong here. 🏳️‍⚧️ We are proud to recognize and support our transgender community. #TransgenderAwarenessWeek For support and resources, visit: transgender.nj.gov