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Confused Dinosaur

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Not every NFL team has social media guys that put in this amount of work. Well done, Patrik. This is worth a read.

🔬#ScienceLab: Say Cheese 🧀 The #Cowboys have the talent, coaching and massive amounts of motivation to protect HFA against the Packers — the blueprint almost perfectly matching what Dallas has excelled at doing in 2023. Allow me to explain. 👀 ✍🏾 dallascowboys.com/news/science-l…

VoiceOfTheStar's tweet image. 🔬#ScienceLab: Say  Cheese 🧀 

The #Cowboys have the talent, coaching and massive amounts of motivation to protect HFA against the Packers — the blueprint almost perfectly matching what Dallas has excelled at doing in 2023.

Allow me to explain. 👀 

✍🏾 <a style="text-decoration: none;" rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="https://t.co/UpXL96uLvu">dallascowboys.com/news/science-l…</a>


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Hearing I’m BARELY top ten in Pro Bowl votes. Retweet IF THAT PISSES YOU OFF 🤬😤😡 COWBOYS NATION‼️Picking out 2 RT’s to win this signed football & Helmet which has unc @michaelirvin88 sig on it too! #ProBowlVote #DemarcusLawrence @dallascowboys

TankLawrence's tweet image. Hearing I’m BARELY top ten in Pro Bowl votes. Retweet IF THAT PISSES YOU OFF 🤬😤😡 COWBOYS NATION‼️Picking out 2 RT’s to win this signed football &amp; Helmet which has unc @michaelirvin88 sig on it too! #ProBowlVote #DemarcusLawrence @dallascowboys

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If you feel politically homeless, take heart. You are feeling the tug of your heavenly citizenship, the *normality* of feeling like aliens and exiles in this world.


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If Reveille bites you under the light of a full moon you turn into an F-150 King Ranch


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News anchors looking into camera and reading a script handed down by a corporate overlord, words meant to obscure the truth not elucidate it, isn't journalism. It's propaganda. It's Orwellian. A slippery slope to how despots wrest power, silence dissent, and oppress the masses.


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Internet, listen... I’m a giver. I give and I give. But now I need you. I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins. Please internet. Please retweet THIS TWEET. Please. A man needs his ‘guins.

Hmm, if you get over 200k we’ll ask the Captain if you can join our expedition to the Antarctic and dance with the penguins. #StrangerThings have happened act.gp/HopperToAntarc…



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Well anyway, now the nation knows what a small Baptist church business meeting looks like.


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Cuphead by @StudioMDHR is terrific fun. Free code up for grabs. RT and follow for a chance to win!


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Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.


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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

carterjwm's tweet image. HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

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Me (eating strawberry): I'm eating a strawberry. Kellyanne Conway: That's one characterization.


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The fact that #DCTalk is doing a cruise proves my theory that everyone eventually becomes the Gaithers.


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You say we evolved to where we invented little boxes to stare at that render us unable to think rationally. And you think our God's mean?


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During the greeting time, the ushers have been instructed to break up any Mayweather hugs.


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Before you complain today, be grateful you have breath to complain with.


Watching @fishsports absolutely own this Dez situation. National media screaming hot takes, Fish quietly using facts and logic. Impressive.


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Follow us & RT this for a chance to win this photo signed by Drew Pearson. #CowboysNation http://t.co/lCsbayvOtO

dallascowboys's tweet image. Follow us &amp; RT this for a chance to win this photo signed by Drew Pearson. #CowboysNation http://t.co/lCsbayvOtO

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Less than 3 hours left to enter today’s #FreeStuffFriday! Retweet to win a signed #Halo: CEA! bit.ly/1jbmhAO http://t.co/uB9fnrnBAx

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Salon wants me to unfollow @pattonoswalt I want @Salon to go play in traffic. We don't always get what we want.


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Thou shalt not WHAT?! You won't BELIEVE these 10 rules! #BuzzfeedBible


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