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mattzm

@mattzm

Very Tired Chemist, Teacher and Tea Addict. Tabletop RPG Fan. Amateur Hedgehog Tamer. Have you seen the Yellow Sign? He/Him

Joined April 2009
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I need to print this out and frame it.

if you see this, straighten ur back you banana-shaped fuck.



Well, getting the "New Jobs Posted, Apply Now!" email and seeing the job you interviewed for listed is one of the worse ways to find out you didn't get the job. Not even got a rejection email yet.


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There are no more safe seats.


Won't lie, not being a teacher when an OFSTED inspection is happening is pretty funny to watch.


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New Ipsos poll for the Evening Standard Lab 47% Con 20% LD 9% Green 8% Reform 8% Lowest Tory % ever recorded in an Ipsos poll going back to the start of their regular polling in 1978. standard.co.uk/news/politics/…


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To celebrate #Starfield's latest update featuring #FSR 3, we're giving away one @AMD GPU + CPU bundle to a lucky winner. Follow and repost to enter - a winner will be chosen one week from today! 💫 Prize: one Starfield AMD Radeon™ RX 7900 XTX GPU and one Starfield AMD Ryzen™ 7…

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We're giving away a limited-edition #Starfield @amdgaming GPU and CPU! Follow and repost for a chance to win - a winner will be messaged on August 30! Rules: beth.games/3E664Ar

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Resisting the urge to basically live-tweet the conversation I'm having with my wife as her colleagues try to install a new piece of equipment and the comedy of errors that it's causing.


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I’m giving away 2 x ZOTAC GeForce RTX 4060, thanks to @NVIDIAGeForceUK & @ZOTAC_UK ! The GeForce RTX 4060 brings Ray Tracing and A.I. features to your gaming experience! Follow this link to enter🔗gleam.io/iaZHt/the-nvid… #RTXOn #Giveaway

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First of all, how very dare you....


Just to clarify, if my laptop met the minimum specs or I'd managed to buy a Steam Deck, I would also have bought Baldur's Gate 3 and be playing the everliving shit out of it. #BG3


Just double checking, when your wife falls into a dead sleep and doesn't even so much as stir when you set the smoke alarm off burning a tortilla, you just let her sleep right? #marriage


There is never a more amusing exercise than looking at the "People who bought this also bought" on DTRPG for horror stuff.

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Trying to purchase a SteamDeck which is repeatedly failing as it goes out of stock in the time it takes to click through the shipping and payment screens. Now I have been blocked from making a purchase because I've attempted too many purchases recently -_-


Won't lie, always did kind of fancy doing the job like the teacher in the Sula books. Too bad that housing in that area means I'd need to be earning another 50%+ on top of that to get something equivalent to what I live in now.

Parents trying to raise £40,000 to hire teacher for school bbc.in/449k0VJ



I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Citroën Ami ! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th June. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy


I'm in the running to win an AMD Ryzen 7 7800X3D, thanks to @custompccom custompc.com/amd-7800x3d-co…


Ten more and I'm cracking a beer. #LocalElections2023


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Dear Rishi, I'm afraid to tell you there are no councillors left. Yours, Greg Hands


Oddly looking forward to a wide range of mashups and remixes now that the second Bluey album is out. tbh if it was summer this might be the thing that actually made me dig out Ableton and try to learn it again.


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