Alix Markman
@markwomanWriter of TV (@AstridLillyShow), games (@GothamKnights, Wonder Woman), and Oxford commas. Funny person for @TheBeaverton. Views are my own. She/Her. 🏳️🌈
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I wrote this line for every marginalized person who needs to hear it. Including the little queer kid who still lives in me. Thank you, @lesbiyinzer and @TheTVJunkies, for your wonderful piece about our show. <3 #AstridandLilly #FortWell
The Season 1 finale of @AstridLillyShow airs TONIGHT and we couldn't be more excited. @lesbiyinzer shares her thoughts on the show's lesson of the importance of becoming your own biggest fan: ow.ly/7zjy50IvlBg
"We are so back" - easily preventable childhood diseases.
the worm in RFK’s brain on his way to day one as deputy health secretary
The Beaverton salutes The Onion for buying InfoWars. And we're pleased to announce that if enough of you join our Patreon, we'll buy Postmedia.
Seems like a lot of folks are jumping ship, and I may do so soon myself. If you’d like to keep up with your daily dose of cat content and gay nonsense, the Markwoman brand is consistent across 🦋🧵📸 etc.
Sandy Hook families agreed to a smaller recovery of their defamation winnings in order to make The Onion buyout happen. Work of art.
I’ll never forget being 21, at the ER for the third time in two weeks, and the doctor snapping at me, “You can’t use the ER like a walk-in clinic.” Literally scolding me for the perceived crime of seeking medical care when young, female, and sick. He refused to help me.
“If somebody doesn't help me, I'm going to die," she recalls wailing, watching doctors and nurses pass her by. "Somebody said to me, 'I don't know what you expect me to do,'" she said. "'You're a healthy 21-year-old young female.'" This is exactly what happened to me at 24… 🧵
We laughed but Female Body Inspector is about to be an official cabinet position
Donald Trump has nominated Gríma Wormtongue as ambassador to the Kingdom of Rohan
Donald Trump has nominated Saruman the White as the Environmental Protection Agency administrator
Donald Trump announces Baron Harkonnen will head spice production on the planet of Arrakis
“It’s so weird that the algorithm keeps showing me ads for Lord of the Rings sleep playlists,” I say as I share yet another Lord of the Rings meme at an ungodly hour of the night
bold of you to assume any of us will make it to Feb 2026
calenderheads, peep february 2026. you don’t see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to
This feels like we’re in one of the Jurassic Park sequels where a lot of us were like “hey let’s not try this again because last time the dinosaurs got loose” but other people were like “well, maybe the dinosaurs won’t get loose this time.”
"your body, my choice" so you're admitting it was never about the fetus and instead about controlling women?
Men have thoroughly proven women right about that bear thing.
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