Maggie Rex
@maggierexI'm a writer for Craigslist, twitter, amazon, and Wikipedia.
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Imagine if you did all these amazing things in your life but tragically died when you got pinned to a tree by an SUV and then everyone remembered you by wearing a picture of the Subaru Outback around their necks hahaha anyways, Happy Easter
I hope this storm lives up to its name or @Miss_vick_ is going to take up arms in the morning defending all the meteorologist slander.
Do those little wafers they serve at church come in different flavours? Can you get a sour cream and onion sliver of Jesus? Salt and Vicar? Bar-B-Pew pls.
Bad news everyone. 2023 doesn’t look like it’s going to be any better. according to the two girls at the Avalon mall, the number ‘23’ just doesn’t have a good ‘vibe’ for real tho. Not like ‘26’ you know? That’s such a vibe. sorry man, I’m just the messenger 🤷🏼♀️
Somewhere deep in a landfill my YakBak just croaked awake to call my brother a butt before drifting back into its endless cold slumber.
If your name is in the Mambo No. 5 song, which night cream are you using? Looking to switch.
Is Newfoundland putting enough funding into our school art programs? Because the graffiti around town is atrocious.
If I’ve learned anything from my neighbours, it’s that parenthood is about loading your car up and unloading it and loading it back up again and unloading it until you die.
Taste scale: Cheese ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ That Same Cheese, But Shredded ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
Walking down the sidewalk with my paper bag full of groceries. Who am I’m the urban peasant.
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