I think it’s funny that I tweet like I have thousands of followers that think that I am funny. Neither of these things are true and all of my posts are solely for my benefit
Do y’all ever get so hungry that you feel like a Victorian era starving street child wandering the cobblestones desperate for a scrap of food. Bc I do
I hate drinking water but when you put a straw in that bitch???? Best believe I will be having REFILLS
Oh height matters??!!Tell that to fuckin James Madison. What’s that?? He can’t hear you over two terms he served as president as the United States? ??fuckin right he can’t 5’4” all ur bullshit goes straight over his head. Jimmy rlly said this ones for my short kings.
Me: *trying to focus* Brain: hey wanna listen to that one tik tok sound on loop for the rest of the night Me: no pleas- Brain: u do dontcha Me: Me: I’m literally begging y- Brain: NICE T NICE T KNOW YA LETS DO IT AGAIN
What even is augusta anymore
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Someone tell @codyko and @thenoelmiller that Bethany and Kristen are both 6’1”
Throwback to the time my ex posted on social media that he was going to kill himself and it was my fault good times amirite
Y’all really sleep on Theodore “ Teddy” Roosevelt’s glow up. 😔😔😔
Einstein solid state oscillators we’re the first particles to throw it back like a real one. I will not be taking any criticisms or questions on this topic at this time.
His name was Richard Justice I am not making this up.
Once I got pulled over because I was on my phone for .009383737 seconds at a light that had just turned red. The same man who decided to pull me over for this cheated on his exam not a month later and is no longer an officer. This is divine reparations.
Once I got pulled over because I was on my phone for .009383737 seconds at a light that had just turned red. The same man who decided to pull me over for this cheated on his exam not a month later and is no longer an officer. This is divine reparations.
I can’t believe I had forgotten this but one time a man told me he would like to shove a vacuum nozzle in my ass
Hahaha me too Jacob I’m so shy and awkward and yet talented and rich lol we really aren’t like other girls are we
i swear nobody stays true to themselves nowadays imma always be a awkward antisocial nerd who makes music in my room hahahaha
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