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alyssa?

@lysslest

(as it was but in a didion context)

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This was the motivation I needed to apply for Medicaid lol

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"i moved out of the city and im so much happier" love that for you but i need see a 1970s arthouse film at 2:30pm on a wednesday in theater with 15 unemployed strangers or i will die

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7 Oct

Update: he was a fuckboy

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15 Jun

Lord please give me the strength to recover and come out stronger if this guy ends up being another evil fuckboy

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1 Sep

Mom and dad met in the Le Bain pool

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28 Aug

The way this app has gone to hell bc I can’t be nosy on it anymore :-(

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23 Jul

Love that Boobie Trap has a $20 card minimum at 1 PM on a Tuesday. Y’all really think I’m down that bad don’t you?

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It was a queer, bratty summer, the summer they shot off Trump’s ear, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York.

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10 Jul

picklebacks & perogis

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18 Jun

Twitter is SIGNIFICANTLY less fun now that I can't stalk all of yalls likes :/

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17 Jun

Went to Chilis with friends and got yelled at because I ordered off the Guiltless Grill 😐 never going out to eat again

alyssa?

@lysslest

16 Jun

Cis heterosexual males lighting a candle for sex:

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I had to spin the block. Look at this King.

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I just drove past the most glorious sight- a man in a cowboy hat with a full on easel making an oil painting of the local Waffle House from the parking lot

alyssa?

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15 Jun

Lord please give me the strength to recover and come out stronger if this guy ends up being another evil fuckboy

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Wilcoing (brooding) my way around downtown Manhattan

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1 Jun

Dumb things dumb things dumb things nice things

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