Lexis Robins
@lovesicklexisJust an 18yo girl looking for a guy who isn’t threatened by women and who has something to offer. Is there a man here deserving my V card?
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No parody needed. HIV applesauce word salad for two.
Dear @TheOnlyWern On behalf of young females let me assure you that the objections to dating/mating with you are not based on your age. That’s like claiming the reason people hate Hitler is that he had a dumb mustache. It’s just beside the point.
I am bound and tortured by the creep who is bound and determined to find the young woman who is to become his wife (victim). *slow, mounting tension-building horror music plays*
Bwahahaha. 😂😂🤣
Gurufatta knows that keeping the mind sharp is the key to success in life. Challenge the mind with riddles. What is the sound of one hand fapping?
I’m interested in more than costs. Sure, this dish may have a $20 price tag. But what about the human costs? What about the patrons who must endure my multiple odors? And the cost to me—to eat food not served on filthy plates and soiled green sheets?
With @TheOnlyWern it's not about what's right or wrong, fact or fiction. It's a matter of anything less than sycophantic agreement with his delusions being a witch hunt. #OGHypocrite #blocked
When a guy with extreme mental illness who looks like a giant cold sore claims his semen is magic and can cure others of health issues.
I'd much rather surround myself with people that love me for no reason at all than people that hate me for some reason. Wait. Strike that. I’d rather surround myself with total enablers than people who are in any way realistic or honest.
Advanced level clueless: >want an 18yo for procreation >claim 18yos produce healthiest offspring >claim to want to meet 18yo but wait 7yrs to reproduce >claim to be intellectual >refuse to hear differing opinions >claim to be a provider & house hubby >share pics of your hovel
Pro tip: if you’re single and all your friends are telling you that you’re awesome but they won’t date you or even have coffee with you, not only are you utterly unappealing to date but you also suck at picking friends. #avoidechochambers
We Spokane girls are raising find to buy a Real Doll for whichever is the real Wern. @TheOnlyWerno @FeelTheWern you’re welcome. Click to Donate: tw.gofund.me/get-a-real-dol… via @gofundme
Unsolicited advice is like an unsolicited dick pic. Except dick pics are always about dp sender wanting a reaction, & advice is usually a polite attempt to help someone clearly headed for failure. So I guess help-rejecting complaining is like a dick pic: pathetic & masturbatory.
Looking for a car for school. Guy on CL is hassling me to buy an old black minivan that looks sketch. He claims it’s great, I can sleep in it, has AMFM, increases IQ. I politely said those aren’t features I care for. He just texted: “You don’t want it bc it’s black, you bigot.”
Ever notice how feminist dudes suddenly get real sexist when the women’s rights they supports don’t benefit them as they hoped/planned? M: Women shouldn’t get slutshamed for having sex on the first date. W: I just want to be friends. M: You whore!! You owe me, of all people!
Guys who are jerks and thus can’t get a date are all into MGTOW. Men wanna go their own way? Cool. Lemme know if you need help with that—oh nevermind. Good luck ever finding anything you just put in the fridge or figuring out how to iron. #mgtow=incel #ByeFelicia
When I think of dating an older guy, I wonder, am I responsible and mature enough? Like, do I know how to give insulin shots? Can I remember to buy sodium free soy sauce? Am I able to keep a straight face when I tell him ED is “totally normal” or that liver spots aren’t gross?
I hate the “date an older man” narrative that gets pushed a lot. Dating a person older in age has no real benefit if they aren’t older in their way of thinking and actions as well.
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