Lucas Werner
@FeelTheWernI need an adult hottie in my lap right now right now right now right now
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There's a such thing as bad drugs and it's Barcardi 151. Not heroin
Please the bottle down before you insult me. I can't stand those who are smarter than me
Met a cute blondie at the convienence store today, but she won't let me fuck! Ageist bigot
I am bound and tortured by the creep who is bound and determined to find the young woman who is to become his wife (victim). *slow, mounting tension-building horror music plays*
I only read science nonfiction to attract hot, young women between 18-25 and if you think that's gross, you're an ageist bigot. I also don't understand 75% of what I read
At least when my career dies you can film it and put it on YouTube.
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Some of my favorite songs include Fancy by Iggy Azalea and Focus by Ariana Grande
If you don't think hot college babes don't like me for my bald spot and perfect telomeres, you're only kidding yourself. You're also a bigot.
How did I manage to make my skin so luminous? A pummus stone, you buffoons!
Free Will is a concept based on the delusion that you don't want to touch my dick after we eat Red Robin
With @TheOnlyWern it's not about what's right or wrong, fact or fiction. It's a matter of anything less than sycophantic agreement with his delusions being a witch hunt. #OGHypocrite #blocked
My sperm telomeres make up for the fact I ravish my intestines with pork fat and excess amounts of mayonnaise
That's hot
The real reason I shaved my head was because I had lice. Not for jack skellington
The only way she'll feel my cockroach dick is if she sits on it.
I would love to have adult hottie in my lap right now, especially if she's 18-25
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