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in real life yoda would get eaten by a dog
Your honor, both my client and I have been zoning out for the last 15 minutes
Sir, a second monkey has fallen off the bed and bumped his head
*every phone in the court room buzzes at the same time* Judge: ok we’re going to break for 5 minutes so we can ⚠️BeReal⚠️ and then come back to hear closing arguments
“12’ tall…because apparently that matters.” - the Home Depot Skeleton’s Tinder bio
I’m never in more of a fugue state than when someone is reading aloud the instructions to a board game.
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Took NyQuil and melatonin last night and went full Scrooge (had 3 consecutive, different nightmares)
the critical low point in every flight when I go through my photos
Salt can’t be the only delicious rock. I’m going to eat rocks to find the good ones. I bet they’re trying to keep them from us
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Over the hedge fund or some shit idk i haven’t seen the movie
Me disguising myself as a hedge so that I can get funds
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