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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid


I fucking called it cheetah print was gonna be the next y2k trend to make a comeback

I got married in Italy

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I keep reading this to the tune of Sorry Miss Jackson

New song. Thursday.

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i’m fascinated by your self-deception


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where is Lana on that billboard’s greatest pop star list ?


Me as a mom

Bring your kid to work day

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Sun Tzu: "Never interrupt your opponent while he is in the middle of making a mistake." 👀


MOTHERRRRRR

🚨| Chariah Gordon reveals that she always calls Taylor Swift “My Sis” and shared how Taylor knitted her daughter a blanket with text , “Auntie Tay and Baby Ci.” “I call her my sis, that's my sis, She's just really a sweet, down-to-earth girl. I forgot that she was even Taylor…

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They key to living forever is being joyful. Thanks

Dick Van Dyke, 98, is going to live until he's 150. This is his world & we're all just living in it.



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hurry the fuck up


Only a Sith deals in absolutes


First patient of the day was a perfect angel 7 month old that snuggled right up to me. Plan for Oopsie baby is back on

6 of my coworkers had an intervention with me to convince me to not try to have an Oopsie baby



Me watching Rutgers cheer & the good old MHS blue jays do my original choreography

Francesca Scorsese says her father, Martin Scorsese, sometimes watches his films as though he’s never seen them before: “Something will happen and he’ll be like, ‘Ha! That’s great.’ And I’m like, ‘You literally made this.’”

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Was craving pumpkin bread so I had to make an entire loaf w a cream cheese frosting because I cannot deny myself anything sweet ever


Thank you for your service. I personally enjoy seeing people having fun on the job :)

Pete Hegseth will get rid of this as Secretary of Defense.



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not even joking when i say this is one of the greatest songs of all time

we don't get singers like this anymore



Witnessed a man screaming at a woman who pulled in front of him at the gas station. Sir what is going on in your life that you are so mad? Do you need a hug? Take a chill pill drama king


Nobody is more upset than me that peach season is over


The grocery store on a Sunday is LITTTT


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I want to possess the level of whimsy of whoever made the sewing pin cushion a little tomato


Lord above please send me a man who has fun 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

These besties 🥰



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