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60+ porn bots have followed me in under 2 hours. This reeks of Musk. Concerning if true, eh?
At this point it’s abundantly clear that it was never really "But, her emails” it was "But, they’re females.”
I'm in blue all the way to my stockings. 🤭 This is going to be a long night. 💙
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I will be the first to admit that I have a childish desire regarding my birthday: it should be my personal holiday. I do whatever I want, even if it's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. However. I realized just now that in 2 days I will be 54. For real. Those numbers hit differently now.
"Heartbreak is one thing My ego's another I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfcker." I'd name the artist, but the 17 yr-old says I've lost my music cred by listening to Taylor Swift. I'm afraid of slipping further. Ha! J/k. It's Sabrina Carpenter. I don't care if I'm uncool.
Who called JD Vance "because he needs a pretty one" in the office pool? I'd like to shake your hand, oracle. You also made me giggle. Cheers.
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