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𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐 𝑱𝒛𝒎𝒏𝒂🪭

@kill_bill_siren

I thought somebody could tell me how - but I found nobody could.

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On the phone with my mom while she’s driving and I hear her say “get your ass over, you dumb fucker” 💀


“Some pray, some plot, some just watch tv”


Oh @ Adebisi being kilt🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 off. What did we learn? Dont EVER step to the King Kareem !!!! #OZ

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𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐 𝑱𝒛𝒎𝒏𝒂🪭 Reposted

Such great poster design.

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Indoctrinating myself with inconsequentially consequential things that only I understand


𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐 𝑱𝒛𝒎𝒏𝒂🪭 Reposted

i'm on r/AmIOverreacting commenting :"You need to kill him "


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Constantin kept refilling our glasses with a sweet Greek wine that tasted of pine bark. 1963



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no i will Not be enrolling in a medical FSA account because i do Not know what that is thank you


I hate when I fall asleep during an episode then rewind and see a spoiler via closed caption, while rewinding… meanwhile the entire show has been building up to this moment but ok!


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ok I just did a deep dive on this and not only does she not specify which movie it was, none of her legions of fans even have a hypothesis as to which movie it could have been. so I feel comfortable concluding that she's lying and it really is a post-divorce paparazzi shot

Nicole Kidman dispels once and for all the myth related to this image that has become a meme. It's not about her after the divorce, it was a scene from a movie!

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kids?!!! i’m only 31 you SICK FUCK

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For the ppl who ain’t got kids… what you waitin on?



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"You must have your own life before you are someone else's wife!" -@Beyonce


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How about an Emotionally Well Adjusted Man actalike contest. How about that


Telling my kid this was Ben Affleck & Matt Damon

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