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Katie Simmer

@katie_simmer

Only Parent, Cash Poster, Waitress, History Buff

If you can't hang with a kid wearing half a golden egg on his head, we can't be friends #autismacceptance


I totally get my kids cravings to be around others but have no interaction with them. #myAutisticKid


The air conditioning war between my boss and the building manager has escalated to being able to see our breath. #sendblankets


It is war of the thermostat between my boss and the building manager. Her office is hot, and he can't fix it. My co-workers and I are now existing in a meat locker. While her office is still 90 degrees.


My 7yr old just informed me: "President Joe Biden said this park is only for kids" I am now suck on a park bench while he explores.


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This morning I joined almost every other state & territory in holding McKinsey accountable for their role in the opioid crisis. McKinsey advised Purdue & other opioid cos. how to drive up sales & profit at the cost of Minnesotans' lives. Not anymore. ag.state.mn.us/Office/Communi…


I asked dad what he's doing for Valentines Day. He said: I already did it. Mom gave him side eye and said: Where was I? #valentinesday2021


My son : Your stinky butt is soooo pedestrian #boymom


$31,000 a year why do we not want people to make at lest $31,000 a year

What happens when we guarantee $15/hour? 💰 31% of Black workers and 26% of Latinx workers get raises. 😷 A majority of essential workers get better pay during a pandemic. 📊 Income inequality improves across the board. We're in the worst crisis of our lifetime. $15 can't wait.



No quilts either

Kevin Sorbo and the My Pillow guy are so hated in Minnesota that no one has bothered to create their portrait from seeds or carve their likeness out of butter.



My son just asked me to get him a new Dad. Like I can just go pick him up one at Target. #boymom #onlyparent


Yes!! Please

Retweet if you want a pillow when available



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Attn @NYCMayor (if you’re still paying attention)

Retweet if you want a pillow when available



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Nope they are not protestors. Nope they are not rioters. They are committing acts of violence with a political motive people that do that are called terrorists. Call them what they have proven they are- terrorists.


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These people are answering a call by Trump, so where is he?? Why isn’t he addressing them? Where’s @tedcruz and the other @GOP challengers?? THESE ARE YOUR PEOPLE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES


They keep calling this a large show of force, but all I see are a lot of police bodies. No force


Capital police are gently removing people from the capital


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