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You have to yell at your cat if your making Hamburger Helper, it's in the instructions.
If I was Asian, just to fuck with people, I would go to dog parks with a fork & knife in my hands and act like I was picking out dinner.
The first time I take a shit at my boyfriends house I clog the toilet. I'm now single.
There is a big difference between "loving someone unconditionally" and, being a self-sacrificing doormat...
Can't wait for @machinegunkelly to hit Winnipeg! Gonna wild the fuck out!! Its gonna get hairy, boys!
i love you! you dont talk back, you always cuddle & you never complain about my love making. i only wish your corpse didnt smell like death
The Snuggery is a service, in which you pay $60 an hour to hire someone to snuggle with you.
I have two perfectly good forks at the ends of my arms.
My shit smelt so bad the lady in the stall next to me started gagging.. Today, I am a winner
@Cocaine_Dealer especially the violent ones my friend, especially the violent ones.
@Cocaine_Dealer every friday night consists of me stealing all my neighbors shit out of their yards so I've got pounds stashed away
@Cocaine_Dealer ya I also do drugs to make myself feel better, that and I like to smoke dog shit out of a vaporizer
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