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Jordan Pelavin ✌

@jordanpelavin

Loudly Queer and Jewish. 31. She/ Her. I probably have feelings about that.

Joined February 2008
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I'm not saying my cat is a magical being, but sometimes the photos speak for themselves

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Some day, in some professional setting, I'm going to accidentally mention how many Harry Styles / President Obama shipping videos I have seen, and it's going to be over for me


I'm obsessed

Well, we can’t all come and go by flamingo.

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When I was in seventh grade I had to memorize the prologue to Romeo and Juliet, please tell me why I still know every word but I can't remember, like, anything that happened yesterday


Wicked really highlights the universal queer experience of having a confusingly homoerotic but still plausibly deniable thing with your roommate that scars you both for life


The producers on #survivor when they realized they could show someone write a G

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I'm handling the news really well, thank you for asking

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I'm sorry but she's literally perfect

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Happy Halloween to maybe my favorite tweet of all time!!

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

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Behind each of you is a torch. Go ahead and grab it, dip it in the flame, and get fire. This is part of the ritual of Tribal Council, because in this game, fire represents your life. When your fire's gone, so are you. @survivorcbs

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Can't wait until I'm on dancing with the stars and do a samba to david attenborough talking about birds on Planet Earth


If you think about it, playing Pokemon Go in a modern art museum is, in itself, a form of modern art


Inside you there are two wolves

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Me at age 8 🤝 Me at age 32 Spending Yom Kippur services playing with the fringe on my father's tallit


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me talking about my medical trauma

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this is what we need. it doesn’t matter that the baby was a boy or the ages don’t make sense

Amanda Seyfried says she wouldn’t mind Sabrina Carpenter playing her daughter in ‘Mamma Mia! 3’: “If Sabrina Carpenter wants to play my daughter, I’ll make it happen. I’m a big fan.”

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Current mood:

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Every single person on Great British Bake Off is like "my name is Alister Barnaby and I live in Avon Kent upon Shireton with my 2 dogs and my husband Oliver Theodore. Professionally, I paint dollhouses, and for fun I like to fly kites on the shores of Binging Bright Beach"


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When the victim’s family *and* the prosecuting attorney who put him away all say he is innocent and you still deny clemency, you aren’t pro-life. You’re pro-death, @GovParsonMO innocenceproject.org/attorney-state…


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