Joe Mascardo
@joemascardoI tweet every once in a while but not enough for people 2 care
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Would flying from Burbank airport to LAX be cheaper than Uber and Lyft if you live on the east side
It's insane how racist the music is for the Philippines in @90DayFiance lmao. It's like someone went on a playlist and just typed in "music from the orient"
Maybe the billionaire wanted to go in the submarine to get as far as humanly possible away from his son
Me "working from a coffee shop" is mostly me staring at a wall or out a window with existential dread with my laptop open
3 hour flight delay at Burbank airport? Oh your mean 3 hours of quality time at Guy Fieri's restaurant?
Haha you kidding me? I love my poorly insulated LA apartment that also leaks in this time of cold and rain
The desperation for money in this failing business is a hilarious but also beautiful thing to witness
I get PTSD flashbacks from The Last of Us game when I watch The Last of Us show
My phone's a little bad boy for going against the grain and autocorrecting duck to fuck
My upstairs neighbors are so nice and thoughtful because in case I don't wake up to my alarm at 8:30am I can wake up to their alarm at 4:45am
I bought a paper shredder and I don't think I've ever felt more alive
Oh nice, you live in a part of LA where your soap, shaving supplies, deodorant and batteries are not imprisoned
This guy in front of me ordered a cappuccino with 4 shots and it's like okay buddy I can shit myself in public places too no need to brag
How did @M83 not do the soundtrack for M3GAN. OST could have been called M83GAN
What did you do this Jan 6? Celine Dion fans:
Celine Dion fans protesting outside the Rolling Stone offices for leaving her off its 200 best singers list. Happy Friday!
Version of Mr. Rogers where instead of him putting his jacket away in the closet he throws it on a chair in his living room
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