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Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

lady joke teller. Host of “Shweet!” podcast from @morebananapods! Comedy Central, CNBC, Guys We F_cked & more!

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Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

6 Nov

Finally we’re getting to farce

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

6 Nov

We can do this! Guys look, we survived 2016-2020. It’s gonna be just like that only probably a whole lot worse

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

6 Nov

Ok look it hurts but for fucks sake we cannot go back to sheetcaking

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

6 Nov

Fuck now I have to learn what a tariff is

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

6 Nov

I’m taking it as a sign of personal growth since 2016 that I’m not going to spiral and become a dominatrix for three months this time

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

28 Oct

“I’m not racist I just like vacation on garbage islands you snowflake!”

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

2 Oct

Everybody start praising JD Vance’s debate performance to the point where it makes Trump jealous enough to start posting couch fucking memes

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ape attack survivor

@pissvortex

29 Sep

Lana Del Rey treats the rural south the way white guys treat the Philippines

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

29 Sep

Kris Kristofferson is dead and somehow Pissed Pissedofferson still thrives

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Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

22 Sep

Whenever I see a quote without attribution it’s probably rage bait

I’m sure everyone enraged by that Chappell Roan quote is already aware that she said it two months ago and it was reported two weeks ago and that in the original source she elaborates on her intentions to vote? Because I know y’all would not fall for some low-effort rage bait…

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

11 Sep

Can’t believe I just blew 50k on facial feminization when all I had to do was go to prison for being an illegal alien

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

17 Aug

Sorry I’ve been off twitter for so long, I got lost in the middle of my skin care routine and can’t find my way out

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Chris Alsikkan

@AlsikkanTV

19 Jul

I am so glad everything is broken at work today so I could make this

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

19 Jul

A deluxe pair of grippy socks for when you have a manic episode while doing Pilates

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

15 Jul

Can’t believe the only thing this assassin stopped was Katy Perry’s comeback

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gianmarco

@GianmarcoSoresi

14 Jul

It’s hard to believe in American democracy when the common wisdom seems to be that if a 20yo attempts to kill you it all but guarantees your electoral victory

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

14 Jul

Let us pray that the guy who shot at Trump was some dork from like The Apprentice season 3 who got fired for not selling enough orange juice

Jeena Bloom

@jeenabloom

13 Jul

Really hope those 400,000 people in seven states that decide every election will be like “hey maybe we don’t vote for the guy who inspires murderous rage among the nearsighted”