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Every year, new grandmothers migrate to the shores of the Galápagos Islands to line their pockets with the assorted seashell soaps that they say are for guests but will remain untouched in their bathrooms until the day they die.


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My brother is one of the best VO's in the Philippines change my mind

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This.😂😂😂

Pag hindi na dds si danny javier.



In case you all forgot, an emergency alert is used to warn of impending danger.


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Hi. Millennial here. Elder millennial, actually. And uh. We need to talk, Gen Z. I know this may shock you, but we had a computer with internet access starting when I (ALMOST GEN X) was 8. You are NOT the first to grow up online. 1/

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Between Money Heist, Us, and Squid Game, red jumpsuits haven’t had a moment like this since Your Guardian Angel.


Does anybody remember a 24/7 Sumo wrestling channel in the 90’s or is my brain inventing things.


Here I am at 2:30 AM listening to all the songs I used to roll my eyes at because they sound like growing up.


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I'll fuck anybody with a dry sense of humor, I'm deadpansexual


About a year ago I told myself I’d try to be less negative on social media and in trying to keep with that I more or less stopped using social media.


Been waiting for over two hours now for my second jab. But hey, it’s free, who am I to complain.

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It is now halfway through 2021 and I have not finished Dragon Ball Z.

I’m calling it now: 2021 is going to be the year I finally finish Dragon Ball Z.



Might just homeschool my kid because I did the math and therapy is cheaper than college.


“I don’t think you have social anxiety, I think you’re surrounded by the wrong people.”


Huge fire down the street. Firemen and displaced families all the way down to our house.


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Support @NowOpenPH & help us win by: - Sharing & commenting on the trailer - Streaming the pilot episode when it comes out on Spotify this Saturday! tinyurl.com/j9hbmfj Voting is from May 15-20!

Watch out for @NowOpenPH on: tinyurl.com/j9hbmfj #PodcastU2021 Follow us on our socials: tinyurl.com/8knnb2m8, Facebook & Youtube: Cut Print Podcast Network, IG & Twitter: @cutprintpodcast, Spotify: Podcast U



Our sex podcast @NowOpenPH has been quietly plugging away for 9 months now, and we finally have a shot to grow it with @cutprintpodcast! Check out our trailer and if you can RT the tweet itself, it would really, really help us promote the podcast and, uh... safer spankings.

Watch out for @NowOpenPH on: tinyurl.com/j9hbmfj #PodcastU2021 Follow us on our socials: tinyurl.com/8knnb2m8, Facebook & Youtube: Cut Print Podcast Network, IG & Twitter: @cutprintpodcast, Spotify: Podcast U



Weirdly proud of my breakfast this morning?

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I am a gay dad and what has happened is my 4yo, out of nowhere, just asked me how many minutes there are in a year.


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Still one of my favourite UFC moments. Max Holloway giving lessons to Brian Ortega mid fight 🤣


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