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jardinnoble

@jardinnoble

I want to be a plant wrangler for Peter Jackson. As that isn't happening, I would love to be a poet en absentia, living in NZ, praising my new home.

Joined March 2019
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My phone is dying. Good night.


Is it unpatriotic to remember the Trump Misadventure with the same fondness that I remember the only time in my life I had an emergency catheter shoved up my penis?


I think you may be correct. I hope you survive for as long as humanly possible.

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Who else out there thinks Chris Van Allsburg's "The Mysteries of Harris Burdick" may be the best book ever?


Sometimes, I listen to Terje Rypdal because I want to morph into an ECM cover art landscape.


Delta 8s? Delta 88s! Good lord, that is a buzz to get you through tight ass, i.e., white Baptist church! One appreciates all gospel melodies while high.


I want to write a derivative novel. I wish to create characters who engage in Hemingway's dialogue, experiencing a Kerouac lifestyle through the lens of both Mark Leyner and Ellen Glasgow. I also want Stephen King's editor.


Aileen Cannon to Donald Trump: "You're special, Master." Justice is not only not blind. It has certainly become dumb.


My Wi-Fi is glacially slow, well back when there used to be glaciers.


Amen.

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Even though my peeps are really white, and my fiancee is even whiter than that, we are scouring the countryside for relatives of colour. I would hate to be an heir to slavery. Fuck that.


When I realize the cost of postage is cheaper than transmitting wedding announcements, I am saddened.


Listening to Joe Biden. I am not a Democrat* but I am curious. *(The Democrats are at the extreme right of my philosophy).


Going deep into Joe Jackson. Good Lord, he is freaking musical!


Listening to Joe Jackson. He is one hep hepcat. Plus he has a gift for melodic composition. Thanks, Joe. Or Mr. Jackson cuz I'm nasty.


I am weary of Twitter reaching into my preference for using salty language. "These sumanabatching farging Iceholes can suck my dwork!"


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