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melissa

@imprezme271

She/hers | haven’t you heard? the word on the street is I lost it, called it quits

Joined September 2013
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i love having a tattoo it’s like. let me get in my car and go to the store. with my tattoo



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never saying ‘just play anything’ when I’m in an MRI again, they had me trapped in that damn tube with High Hopes by panic at the disco. I almost squeezed the panic button for them to let me out


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Rodgers other Achilles could do the funniest thing ever

The Week 1 Monday Night Football opener: New York Jets at San Francisco 49ers. For the second straight season, Aaron Rodgers returns to the Monday Night Football Week 1 opener.

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I’m doing the Stanford Prison Experiment for my bachelorette party


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Where you would end up if you drilled a hole from each MLB ballpark straight to the other side of the Earth

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This is so embarrassing to admit but I sign my emails “Best wishes” because like 10 years ago in peak TFIOS days, John Green said he signs his emails with “Best wishes” and I just committed to the bit

How do you end your emails?

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No because it really is this simple

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. So you can understand why I'm so freaked out



meeeEEEE AND YOU SETTING IN A HONEYMOON

Fall Out Boy fan: ‘this song literally defined who I am as a person’ Fall Out Boy song title: ‘Scrabble isn’t the best way to pass the time when all I can think of is U and I’



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MJ adlibing the firing of a stage engineer was crazy 😭

can we talk adlibs PLEASE.



Even my dog is sick of me and my cough 😷


Have my own built in distortion pedal (ear infection)


Took 2.5 weeks off for the holidays, got sick right at the end of it, and now gonna take more sick time to start the year

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looking at houses on zillow and seeing so many sliding barn doors... Chip and Joanna Gaines one day you will answer for your sins


Serious question for my fellow first time adults…how do you decorate your home during the post-Christmas but still winter season


And I am willing to make that sacrifice for the both of us

I’m a firm believer that only one person in the relationship can be annoying on the internet. The other has to be a mysterious minimal poster



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the evil has been defeated.

Bad Bunny & Jhay Cortez’s “Dákiti” (1.585B) has surpassed “Despacito Remix” (1.584B) and is now the most streamed Spanish song on Spotify history. 🌎

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WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLLL

The NFL has announced that it reached a multi-year deal with Google giving YouTube TV and YouTube Primetime channels exclusive rights to NFL Sunday Ticket in the United States beginning next season.



Small business owners make one (1) TikTok about the common funny situations they encounter at markets and y’all take to comments saying “I’m NEVER going to a market again since y’all just make fun of us!” Girl you were just looking for a reason not to support local shops😭


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y'all can't be saved

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14 years ago Fall Out Boy's (@falloutboy) Folie Deux made its world debut. What's your favorite track from this release?

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