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Helix

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I would probably last 10 seconds with both No need to explain Violet But Tyson I just feel like he's very tight and it would feel so good

who would you last 5 minutes with? Prime Mike Tyson or Violet Myers ?

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>gendered brains exists research >looks inside >naturalizing the concept of neural pathway formation via being habitualized in a restrictive society that conditions us to act within gender-coded parameters, to argue gender roles are natural

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🚨SHOCKING NEWS: MALE & FEMALE BRAINS ARE … WAIT FOR IT … DIFFERENT! Scientists have just discovered what the rest of us intrinsically know: men's and women’s brains work differently, even down to the neurons. Scientists can even identify a brain as male or female with 90%…

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i need a thread with all of these

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Snail watching a rally car.


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He moves like a 40 pound toddler with a full diaper.


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Men after experiencing 0.00001% of the mistreatment that women have systematically suffered since the dawn of time

making “kill all men” jokes online for years objectively alienated young men and pushed them to the right



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DOGE, coming to a government building near you…

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Elon Musk, high on Ketamine on December 7th 9:04 a.m: “Can I haz a department of C.H.U.N.G.U.S.” Donald Trump, completely sober on December 7th 9:05 a.m:

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Predictably: “He’s behaving as if he’s a co-president and making sure everyone knows it.” Elon Musk's near-constant presence at Mar-a-Lago has begun to wear on Trump’s inner circle. He's aggressively pushing his views & stepping on the toes of Trump’s transition team.…

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Today, Vought is proud to announce Deep as the head of a newly formed agency: the Department of Preserving Earth (DOPE). In this role, he’ll work closely with his best friend Homelander to make our oceans a little more Super. After his resounding success as head of Crime…

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gotta hand it to them, this is interesting as fuck

Ultrasonic waves produced by bats might occasionally disrupt the autofocus of cameras, resulting in this effect



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This whole "no smoking with kids in the vehicle" thing is ridiculous.. look at him he's just cold...

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trump runs for office to avoid prison but gets shackled by the ankle to a 53 year old autistic man who’s addicted to reddit memes. god works in mysterious ways

Trump speaking to House Republicans: “Elon won’t go home. I can’t get rid of him. Until I don’t like him.” — The Hill



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A dementia drug based on a chemical discovered in an exotic type of snail was just invented. Studying the reproductive habits of insects has allowed us to increase crop yields. You think you’re making a good point but you don’t even have the capacity to realize how dumb you are.

DOGE, coming to a government building near you…

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“First Buddy”

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I think he might actually be the biggest loser in human history

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わがままぼうくんやっつけた

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スカセベ

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箱詰めスカセべ

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