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Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

Professionally amateur pit master; absolute dime of a wife; smoke meat, not drugs; Hawaii or bust - SDSU Grad #GoJacks *tweets are my own*

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Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

6 Nov

Can’t wait to tell my grandkids the story of how a presidential election was decided by an Amish farm selling raw milk and the death of a squirrel.

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

6 Nov

Trey Gowdy looks like he should Beetlejuice's butler

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

2 Nov

If you have ever ordered your steak done past medium, you should not be allowed to vote.

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

2 Nov

Bought some new extension cords this morning and I’m happy to report that they now come pre-tangled to save you the hassle of doing that yourself.

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

2 Nov

If you have a separate pair of crocs that you “keep nice for church,” you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

1 Nov

If you ever purchased a Luke Bryan song on iTunes, you should not be allowed to vote

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

11 Oct

The best part about driving a 2000 F-150 is that you can just bump into stuff and no one cares.

Minnesota Twins

@Twins

10 Oct

The Pohlad family’s statement on today’s news:

Summary of the first 4 weeks trying to find my wife a new vehicle... *find reasonably priced SUV that our family fits comfortably in *sells within 4 hours of being listed or first line of description: "You're probably wondering what salvage title means..." Rinse and repeat...

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

5 Oct

Texas Drake Tapedeck

@gage_gray5

5 Oct

All I’m gonna say about the Ragweed situation is A LOT of people came out of the woodworks “OMG I CANT BELIEVE IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THEM FOR YEARS” all the meanwhile posting only about Jason Al*ean, Morg*n W*llen, and J*lly R*ll…

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Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

6 Apr 2019

40 years from now when I’m retired “What do you think has been your biggest accomplishment in life? Becoming a father?” “No.” “Paying off your student loans?” “No.” “Ok. Then what is it?” “Seeing Cross Canadian Ragweed play live at Billy Bob’s before they broke up.”

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

1 Oct

The European mind cannot comprehend this...

Western Grunge Tapedeck

@WesternGrungeTD

1 Oct

This is will go down as the greatest day in American history No if, ands or buts about it!!!

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

28 Sep

Reminds me a lot of Frost Arena

Andrew Holtan

@AHoltanRegister

27 Sep

Just toured First Bank & Trust Arena. Here’s a thread of some photos.

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

26 Sep

The only survival part on this season of #Survivor is the 20-30 year olds trying to function while off their Xanax and Zoloft

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

24 Sep

Got notified today that my credit score dropped 10 points because I pay my credit card balance before my statement cycles.

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

23 Sep

Really looking forward to buying tickets to that conference game in Honolulu #GoJacks

Mike McFeely

@McFeely_Inforum

23 Sep

Dennis Dodd of CBS Sports predicts this will be new Mountain West Conference. NDSU Bison fans, you like?

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

14 Sep

Took our oldest (6) to the local course for the first time this morning. She has been practicing hard since she got a set of clubs for her birthday this year. This is her very first tee shot ever. Looks like she will be funding my early retirement…

Grant Thompson

@gtbaconmaker

9 Sep

Our private treaty show pig sale starts today. We are hosting this through our Facebook page. Some awesome gilts that should be locked away in the keeper pen and a couple really good barrows up are for discussion. facebook.com/share/p/22rAN1…