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Just contributing to the white noise.

Joined January 2012
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How do I politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me


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Great Blue Heron swallows alligator scottmartinphotography.ca #heron #gator #circleoflife


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you vs the guy she told you not to worry about

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Nothing moves faster than a woman in business attire and running shoes to the empty seat on a peak hour train.


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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


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This made my gourd damn morning

get you a girl who can do both https://t.co/1kwlopIOzQ



It's harder to laugh at someone's joke than it is to have sex with them.


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The building across the road has this big fake bird on a string to scare away pigeons but it doesn't fool me


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Florida Man Apparently Painting Anti-Hillary Messages on Tampa Bay Crabs (via @TheBrandonMorse)

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You know you're in dieting hell when your next planned cheat meal is salada biscuits with Vegemite, butter and cheese.


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How to fix something: -Say "let's have a look" -Describe the brokenness -Break it a bit more -Say "nah it's broken" -Place hands on hips


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How about this country stops piss farting around and does something about Tasmania's Toucan problem. #ausvotes

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what is it boy "i have gazed into the wretched void and found only timeless grief" timmy fell down the well you say?

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beef compass #auspol

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