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Me: I’ve got that dog in me. Jock who goes to my school who has sex with dogs: Damn bro, for real? Me: Nah man, it’s just a figure of speech. *picks up a football and throws a perfect spiral towards him* Jock: Wow! Impressive! You should join the football team!
Who would ever want a pathetic fuck like me. I'll never be good enough to experience love. I'm lonely as fuck and that will never change. I'm absolute shite.
poets too are "strippers"--paring back skin to reveal what's beneath.
I bought a new phone today and sadly said goodbye to my blackberry. The woman beside me paid in cash--700 dollar bills she'd earned as a stripper.
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend Dogville Comedies - College Hounds 1929 / United States / Jules White & Zion Myers 🍻sound on🍻
New Japanese breakfast album in March and it's depressing and guitar led
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Mississippi attorney accused of bringing contraband into correctional facility trib.al/rDmBNmr
Had 3 glasses of pinot grigio and realized that the only way to lead is with compassion https://t.co/HmYAiU1sLA
If you ever wonder why nothing really phases Millennials, just remember, we were sitting in grad school literally watching this shit happen live.
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