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@fanfareofkazoosEternal optimist. Unapologetic weirdo. Bagel snatcher. People licker. Majestic af. She/her.
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Getting ready for work today, I made a noise and woke husband up. Half asleep, he said "aw, we were going to meet Trader Jensen," and then fell back asleep. I think I broke my husband, y'all.
What liberal politicians can't seem to grasp is that literally no one is asking for ~funny~, terminally online politicians. We're asking/begging for a fucking ceasefire. The embarrassing attempts at comedy we're getting instead are just gross/insulting jezebel.com/i-never-want-t…
The ones that bother me the most is when I procrastinate my hobbies!!!! I want to play this game, why can't I bring myself to? 😩
What task do you keep thinking about doing, but can't get yourself to start? 🤔
People won’t put a piece of cloth over their mouth to stop the spread of a virulent and immune-compromising disease, but they’ll walk around wearing this ridiculous fucking thing
This is what we mean when disabled people say you being “inspired” by disabled people and their family just means y’all celebrating systemic failures the evidence of which you all walk by each day, but celebrate us for “overcoming.”
All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant
He should say this stuff out loud all the time. This is awesome, unlike the many things he says that are not awesome. Someone tell him
it is 1824. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King. it is 1924. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King. it is 2024. I drink from a lead cup as children clock in at the factory. I dislike the King.
Because you don’t give us joy usually. We have this and the cop who went down the slide too fast. The slogan isn’t All Cops Are Hilarious
How is it that four years later, thousands of you are celebrating the anniversary of our "large boulder" Tweet?
Hey all! Making it unofficially official. February 4th is National Homemade Soup Day. We know our pirates love soup, warmth, and good food (and other things 😏). Post pics and recipies. Do a rewatch. If you can, make the day about comfort and self care. #SaveOFMD #AdoptOurCrew
80 year old political comics are still relevant because we live in a capitalist hellscape where nothing ever changes
Let me see if I understand this: the Academy nominated "Barbie" for Best Picture (eight nominations total) -- a film about women being sidelined and rendered invisible in patriarchal structures -- but not the woman who directed the film. Okay then.
Had to do one of the Swede 🥲 #saveofmd #renewourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #ofmdfanart
This crew needs a - Renew "Our Flag Means Death" - Sign the Petition! chng.it/bCDS9qnm via @Change
Ok but they haven't rescued a single hostage, have shot 3 and in the process killed over ten thousand Palestinian children so they're either the most incompetent military on the planet or their objective isn't actually to free the hostages
Allow me to define insanity. Israel is fighting to save the lives of over 100 hostages and the world responds by taking Israel to court.
4 yrs since the premiere of A Lying Witch & a Warden. 6 yrs since development. 7 yrs since I first scribbled Luz, Eda, & King. I have a lot of mixed feelings about the experience but I'd do it all again if given the choice. Happy 4th to #TheOwlHouse, and thanks for watching.
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