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Emjaye McDonald

@emjaye_mcdonald

Fast food connoisseur. @TacoBell enthusiast. Larry Hagman once complimented my shoes.

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Dolly Parton at 76 vs. me at 32

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Is the liberal worst-case view of Trump actually boosting his support? 🤔 Discover how extreme narratives may be fueling the divide and helping Trump in the 2024 race. A must-read for anyone navigating the complex political landscape! #Election2024 #PoliticalDivides #TheFulcrum


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“Why use the Oxford comma?”

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Pleading insanity in small claims court


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sorry for sending 10 messages in a row beginning with “also”… i’m a real ponderer


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I don't know who needs to hear this, but let that sink in. Asking for a friend. We are not the same. Literally.


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Joe Biden just forgave the debt on my Columbia House Record Club loan.


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you’re in his DM‘s, I’m at home smoking weed. I don’t even know who were talking about.


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My only goal in life is to be someone that would impress Shania Twain much


My kid just asked me (unironically) if TV was black and white when I was a kid. 😐


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It really isn’t an official total eclipse of the sun unless someone spots Warren Beatty in Nova Scotia.


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My love language is making people watch episodes of King of the Hill I think they’d relate to


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Biden: "While we’re at it I want to give public school teachers a raise!" Public Schools:

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Physically, I am not fine. Mentally, I am also not fine.


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*pulling up to the mcdonald’s drive thru* me: can i get an order of prescription-strength french fries, please


Nothing like a phone call with my mother to remind me why I avoid phone calls with my mother.


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Hey folks, you can enjoy parts of the Toby Keith catalog, AND the [Dixie] Chicks catalog too! You don't have to choose. You can even recognize their flaws like we all have and even disagree with their politics, and still dig on their music. It's great how music works that way.


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Not many people know this but Article 4 of the Arizona Constitution says all legislative tiebreakers go to the party with the most cowboy hats in their official photos, this is how the GOP maintains control here

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Today I’m launching an investigation into why I did this to myself.


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my elementary school friend used to insist on being Posh whenever we’d play spice girls dress up despite the fact that she was blonde and i had brown hair. i had to be Sporty. so she got the LBD and i got her brother’s track pants. it was bullshit and i’m tired of keeping quiet

one of the best pop songs ever actually x twitter.com/EXHAILT/status…



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Just got an email from someone who just discovered that men are asking out his scheduling bot (literally a bot that just schedules meetings via generically written emails), just because it signs off with a female-sounding name


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