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elidia

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i like to eat and run. but mostly eat.

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Last night I dreamt I owned a therapy llama and was genuinely upset when I woke up and realized I was llama-less. </3 lololol


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Study tip: laminate your notes so your tears roll right off.


Today I learned that there are several different versions of infinity. O_o #brainmelt #math <3


Could the marketing genius who “pumpkin spiced" everything during fall “chocolate peanut butter" everything during winter? Thanks!


Today I woke up and did Pilates at 5am like a boss....then I went back to sleep. #winning :P


When I was a kid I used to set my alarm to midnight so I could wake up and secretly watch The Twilight Zone with Rod Sterling on KTLA Ch. 5.


there is a 24 hour donut shop next to my 24 hour fitness. well played donut shop. well played. :)


"Try to make your appt. on Halloween so you can see us dressed up! I'm going to be Batman." - guy behind DMV counter.


first things i packed for my move were my 2 christmas trees + my jumbo hello kitty coloring book. clearly, i'm packing in order of priority.


the young woman next to me is teaching her grandma how to use instagram. hashtag adorable.


NYC = a slice = cheese pizza; SF = a slice = rosemary infused artesian crust topped w/ beets, feta + parsley.o__O #whyaretherebeetsonmypizza


this morning i sleepily put both socks on one foot, then proceeded to look for the missing sock. just gonna be one of those kind of days.


everyone seems to use netflix to catch up on documentaries. the last thing i watched on netflix? SPICEWORLD. :)


just saw a job ad for an "AM bartender". which demographic are they targeting exactly?


@ trader joe's i witnessed a little boy proudly exclaim his love of ice-cream TO the ice-cream isle. you get me little boy. you.get.me.


i can't pack to save my life. where do i start? i mean, all my tutus are packed, what else do i need?


i just made kale chips but they taste like bunny food. prolly b/c i forgot some key ingredients. like MSG and lard.


if my peanut butter cups come from trader joe's....they're healthy, RIGHT? NOM. ;b


trail-mix consists of two ingredients: m&m's and filler.


people who only eat one serving of nutella cannot be trusted.


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