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@elgordo_forever

real son of a gun

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28 Aug 2021

A Kyle is a type of Ryan

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13 Nov

It’s cool hearing about how chefs hate brunch like anyone is supposed to give a shit. Look I don’t like my job either buddy

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11 Nov

Derek but it’s short for Federico

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10 Nov

I won’t set foot in a condo that doesn’t have high end finishing

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Looking back. I underestimated the influence 250 brutal dirt bike injuries had on me

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26 Oct

HPV stands for Holy Proman Vempire

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25 Oct

A man calling himself a doctor just crinkle cut my penis

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21 Oct

Is it possible to know beyond a doubt that Tarzan wasn’t Italian

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18 Oct

Fleeing John Malkovic

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28 Sep

They have pills now that will make your booty clap

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16 Sep

Listening to Deftones and birdwatching in a bad part of town

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14 Sep

I don’t have popcorn at the movies I need my hands free to steeple

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10 Sep

I was at the urinal and my dick beeped like an appliance?

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5 Sep

They’re coming out with lab grown cutiepies thinking I won’t know the difference

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4 Sep

Who wants to come over and watch some footy in my lad pad

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4 Sep

They’re coming out with a Gilmore Guys

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3 Sep

My rival was caught chugging beanis

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2 Sep

How do you hire rooftop snipers for a wedding in Toronto

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1 Sep

I drink from this while hanging out with my moron friends

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1 Sep

I’ve been entrusted with the care of my little cousin Bladecatcher

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27 Aug

I’m coming over to strip your skins natural moisture barrier

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