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the skeletons in your closet have opened the door and they've started talking

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"There's no such thing as tigers, now go to bed!" - parents 20 years from now


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Limp Bizkit was right, everything is fucked and everybody sucks


does anyone have a good recommendation for brain force pills? since infowars got shut down i'm having a hard time sourcing them and find my thoughts becoming more and more liberal


the television should be smart enough to know which HDMI port i want it to use without me having to point it out


don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. and then get ready to do lots more crying because it has never been more over than it is now


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IT’S OVER, I’M CALLIN’ IT, HARRIS WINS!!!!


i've been following this election cycle very closely and i'm pretty confident that the republicans are going to name donald trump as their nominee for this presidential race


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Age of Empires at 25: the strategy game that inspired a generation of historians theguardian.com/games/2024/oct…


happy birthday to my former friend @aronmoreloose, who is also my current friend as well. congrats on making it to a record breaking 52 years old, making you the oldest person in recorded history


i loaded every episode of the midnight hour into an AI bot and asked it to generate a new episode. it re-created the cracked podcast


i didn't have "nobody having major global events marked as predictions on their 2024 bingo card" on my 2024 bingo card


the pettiest parts of my brain are lighting up at the sights of all the people who used to ridicule me for liking oasis now crying about not being able to get tickets to see them


transphobes can't understand that some of the world's best athletes just have a genetic advantage in their sports. e.g. michael phelps has webbed feet, jon jones has really long arms, the undertaker is a literal dead man who can summon lightning bolts with his hands,


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whoever told memphis depay that the headband looks good is a bad friend


nu metal flags to be flown at half mast for the rest of the week as a form of salutation

Shifty Shellshock, one of the singers of the Crazy Town hit "Butterfly," has died p4k.in/O2fzpko



nobody can hold a phone up to their ear anymore so every phone conversation has to heard through the muddy distortion of shit bluetooth earphones. every call sounds like traffic.

What’s the most boomer complaint you have?



every few months i go to the barbers and ask for the same haircut I've had for the last 15 years because in Ireland you're not allowed do anything fun or else you'll get accused of having notions


every day i open this app and at the top of my feed there'll be an account called like "people dying brutal deaths" tweeting a video of a guy getting sucked into a jet engine and turned to paste. and all the replies from blue checkmarks will be like "did he survive??"


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