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@debris_baby

landslide thinker, mountain bike stinker, menace

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the highest form of rejection is when an automatic door doesn’t open for you


does anyone have a better alternative to “god bless you” because “merry sneezemas” is NOT catching on


50% of my sneezes are for attention


Tom from @succession looks like clippy


her: what colour are your eyes? me: um they’re like a stink brown


new millennium prize idea: solve equations of motion for a dropped AirPod. god herself can’t predict where it will bounce to.


overheard a cute old man say to his buddies, earnestly: “there are people who identify as non-binary, but I don’t even know what a binary person is!”


did you know that if you repeatedly chant "the wickedly talented adele dazeem" into a mirror, angela bassett does the thing


put it in the freezer? oh you mean my banana hospice


i will personally thank anyone who likes my tweets just send me your email address


snow is just fat rain and we love that for her


batman is just a nepo baby with laryngitis, nice try @Marvel can’t fool me


anti aging? just die!


it’s not my fault, i wasn’t asked to be born


dear diary i sweat the bed again


daylight savings got me like:

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eating this to feel something WHAT A THRILL

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excel stop gaslighting me into thinking a number is a date


climate protesters plz target me i am hungry and also art


if excess elbow skin is called a wenis, is knee skin a kneenis ??


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